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Bev: Where do you keep your wine?

Daisuke: I don't have any.

Bev: What? How do you relax, then?

Daisuke: I don't.

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Keith: I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.

Skylar: Psst, Dorian. He can feel sadness?

Dorian: Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension.

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Amir: Hello, Jean-Loo, today we're going to be talking about being ugly. And now that you're here... *looks him up and down* ...We can get started.

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Shelley: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Stepford: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!

Kristof: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool.

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Bev: Get me a bottle of wine.

Daisuke: It's 8 am.

Bev: And a slice of toast.

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Tom: You’re skipping work?

David: I called in sick.

Tom: Called who? You’re the boss.

David: I know, it was a strange conversation.

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Keith: What's up sluts, I'm back from jail.

Skylar, concerned: Sluts?

Dorian, more concerned: Jail?

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Dasha: I just watched Lyric finish reading a book, sigh angrily, and immediately toss it into a trash can.

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Dirk: I'll have you know my trust issues and my mommy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

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Barry: I probably talk a lot...

Amir: *kisses his cheek* I like hearing you talk.

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Freddy: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat.

Mitchell: If you say one more thing on this topic, I will kill you.

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My Player Character OC. They like talking with everyone, Kristof adores them

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Dunk: I’m telling you, the gym crew is competent!

Stepford, rushing in: Dunk! I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Bathsheba: You‘re my oldest friend.

Rebel: I’m also your only friend.

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Bathsheba: I'm blaming you.

Tyrell: How is this my fault?

Bathsheba: I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

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Skylar: If you were to be an emotion personified, what would it be? I'd be joy!

Dorian: Modesty

Betty: Laziness

Dunk: Anxiety.

Shelley: Fuck you, I wanted to be anxiety!

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Luke: I’m tired of people like Stefon and Errol, telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. stay out of it.

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Chance: What are you gonna bring to the session?

Lux: My negative attitude and sparkling personality