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Chloe: leave me alone lucifer

Chloe:

Chloe: alone with you

Chloe: forever. we should get married

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Ever wonder what would happen if the Devil got tumblr?

This, probably. 

Check out all current Lucifer accounts:

Lucifer: @lucifermorningstarofficial

Chloe: @chloedeckerofficial

Trixie: @trixiedeckerofficial

Maze: @mazikeensmithofficial

Eve: @eve-official

Linda: @lindaofficial

Ella: @ella-lopez-official

Dan: @danielespinozaofficial

Michael: @michaeldemiurgosofficial

Azrael: @angelusmortisofficial

Follow them for some smiles and other shenanigans ;)

And hey! Not all characters have admins yet, if you’re interested message me or @awhwhatthehell <3

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Suspect, being interrogated by Lucifer: *horrified* can.. can I get another cop? I don’t like you..

Lucifer: well I don’t like me either but you don’t see me making a fuss about it!

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UPDATE: NEW CH. IS UP 😈

Summary:

Linda joins the chat, Lucifer is surprisingly quiet, and everyone is worried.

(With good reason.)

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Someone: yeahh idk i just don’t really like det. decker...

Lucifer, bursting through the ceiling: wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY WIFE—

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Lucifer: sometimes I wish i could be you

Chloe: aww.. but why?

Lucifer: so I could look at myself from behind

Chloe:

Lucifer: ......i’ve been told i have a neat arse

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This scene made me cry so i made this to deal with it. shhh. let me have this

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Guess what’s up? :)))

✨A new chapter of the Lucifer texting crack-fic. That’s what’s up.✨

Summary:

Maze is a bit clueless about 'human things', Trixie is a cunning little devil, and Chloe is not happy.

Again.

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Is it weird that whenever I see a picture of you I just start sobbing because you’re so wonderful?

Yes, very.

But not to worry- it happens to the best of you lot I promise, my irresistability can be quite overwhelming 😈😈😈

Have you considered therapy? Now I’m no expert but perhaps it could help with the sobbing..? @lindaofficial really does wonders..

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*Dan teaching Amenadiel dad jokes*

Dan: ok let’s do this again, pretend I’m Charlie. If I say ‘hey dad, I’m hungry!’ you reply with.......? :))

Amenadiel: I am your father, hungry

Dan: nO—

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Just a sneak peak into what goes on in The Devil’s family groupchat, probably...

Follow all current Lucifer rp accounts here x

!! We’re still missing a few admins !! If you’re interested in starting an account for Amenadiel, Dan, even Charlotte! pm me or @awhwhatthehell <3

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Lucifer: DETECTIVE HELP THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED

Chloe: Oh my god lucifer are you ok?? Are you hurt?!?

Lucifer: Worse. I got a stain on my Armani :(

Chloe: t..that’s a blood stain

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: oh yes i may have also been lightly stabbed, why?

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Today I tried to have one (1) serious talk with @lucifermorningstarofficial about how he should learn to get closer to people, so naturally he proceeded to smush his face into my neck while hugging me like an octopus and said “Is this close enough?”. I swear I would kILL this man if I didn’t have so many feelings for him uGHHH

@lindaofficial maybe you can go over emotional closeness in a session or something? I’m losing patience here

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✨✨✨NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAAAAPTER ✨✨✨

Summary:

A bag from evidence lockup goes missing, the Tribe goes out for girls night, and some drunken confessions may or may not be made...

**wanna join the gc this fic is based on and rp a character? DM me ;) **

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I just met your brother Amenadial and I didn't know he was so handsome! 😍💗

Please! Amenadiel? The man looks like a try-hard hippie dad with -2 points in the style department and the overall blandness of a piece of brick!

We all know I’m the only one that got lucky in the celestial gene lottery 😈😈😈

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Lucifer, planning a date with Chloe: See you tonight 😏😏😏 I’ll be the man with the crippling fear of abandonment and severe trust issues

Chloe: w-what

Lucifer: I said I’ll be the man with the silk suit in a Corvette!!! Bye now!!!!

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I feel this needs to be shared:

We were examining some allegedly toxic liquid at a crime scene but didn’t know if it was actually what poisoned the victim so Lucifer proceeded to drink it