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My favourite Eliot Spencer character trait is Friend-shaped To Children. Nate can't look at children without crying. Sophie is politely baffled at the concept of Humans Who Don't Understand Complicated Psychological Concepts Because They Are Literally 6 Years Old. Hardison has older brother energy, which is to say children are comfortable in his presence but they don't actively seek him out, unless of course to play an epic prank akin to the great tradition of Ring and Ditch or Spell ICUP. Parker will try to protect any child she can, but under-12s without autistic criminal intent don't really connect with her, unless of course they are Traumatized™.

Eliot Spencer is continuously sought out by children of all ages. Traumatized or not? Does not matter. Literally baby or cool teen? Does not matter. They will come up to him while he is glaring daggers or actively planning to murder someone and ask him to hold their hands through the security check at the airport. And you know what? He does. He holds their hand every single time.

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Hardison, snuggling with Eliot: you're my snuggly little le-matya

Eliot: what. What language is that?

Hardison: it's Vulcan

Eliot: agh. It's bad enough you got me to learn Klingon. I am not learning another fake space language for you.

Hardison: mmhmm sure

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Leverage 1x11 - "The Juror #6 Job"

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You know those characters who are so insanely dedicated and loyal to the main couple of the show they’re on?

The one that should be considered a third wheel but, somehow, they just belong there, by their side, and while others may question it, the couple never does.

Not once.

The one that is so ride or die for each person individually and the couple’s relationship that it gives you the most intense yearning/poly vibes you’ve ever felt.

The one that will kill for them. Risk everything to ensure their two favorite people are safe and happy.

Special shout out to Eliot Spencer and Walter Skinner for being the epitome of that character type. They’re the real ones. Best boys, fr.

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Eliot sweetie it is okay to be smart, your family already knows you are smart calm yourself.

"We think they're gonna try and take out this whole South-Eastern section using that power substation tonight."

Leverage Redemption S01E16 The Harry Wilson Job.

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Ahem. There's only one right answer here and it has a hitter, a hacker, and a thief.

Simple question- who's your favorite badass couple/polycule?

Propaganda for Perc'ahlia: "The gal is queer, the guy is probably queer, they’re so edgy separately but together he’s the most pathetic simp and she’s a badass Queen. Iconic, they are"

Propaganda for the Leverage trio: "Parker/Hardison is canon since S4/5, Elliot fell for them later. OT3 confirmed via word of God. Eliot is the one most suited for literal battle but the other two can kick ass when required and the three of them battle capitalism via crime 24/7."

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MAY THE BEST OT3 WIN!!!

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Leverage Redemption 1x04 'The Tower Job'

Eliot inserts in the con as a chef, and finds his interaction with the 'client' somewhat challenging.

[cc showed Cassolette d'escargots de Bourgogne]

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About Eliot: "He used to be a mercenary before he changed his ways- and his arc is well framed"

"he used to kill a lot a lot of people and now he's a polyamorous restaurant owner (and good with kids)"

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FINAL SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY:

Gaang (Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Suki, Zuko) from Avatar: The Last Airbender

VS

Leverage Crew (Nate Ford, Sophie Devereaux, Eliot Spencer, Parker, Alec Hardison) from Leverage

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I love how in yheir respect worlds, Parker, Hardison, and Eliot inspire fear and respect just by saying their names but they literally act like close siblings (or a goofy ass couple in Parker's and Hardison's case) given just 5 minutes with each other at any given time.

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If just the cowboy, Eliot Spencer.

angel bf that uses he/hymn pronouns

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at first you’d think eliot is gruff and manly and just a punchy-man, but he literally also lives to cause subtle chaos

this man says the most unnerving things to a mark for shits and giggles

this man literally took a bite out of a live snake to commit to the act

we need to embrace chaos gremlin eliot more

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Feel free to elaborate as much or as little as you want if you pick "It's complicated".

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[ID: Sketch of Eliot Spencer with his wrists bound in chains and tied above his head, with bruises covering his torso and arms, and his head bowed forward. In the background, mostly hidden in shadow in the darkened room, Parker is descending from the ceiling, about to come and rescue Eliot. End ID]

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Whumpuary alternative prompt: Rescue

Just Parker coming to rescue Eliot (Hardison is distracting the captors by creating all kinds of digital havoc and chaos in their security).

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