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i got the most mentally illnesses of anybody

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can i get permission to say something that could potentially get me killed here and would DEFINITELY get me killed on twitter. am i safe with you here

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offers this bouncing laios gif for all of your bouncing laios needs

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Honestly Alpha Omega Beta whatever kink is an instant turnoff for me. I'm not gonna kink shame, but the concepts of alpha males is inherently unscientific!!!!! Even in wolves!!!!!!!!!!! I am okay with pretty much every kink but if it involves misinformation i will not engage.

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brutalist candy cane

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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Hey you should be imagining the breathy, hungry moan a pretty girl makes as she slides into you. The way her grip on your hips changes, fingers pressing in so much tighter, bruising, marking you with her desperation and ownership of your body.

The shift in her voice to sounding absolutely drunk on you as she bullies and degrades you, calls you a stupid little thing, so fucking easy to use- it knows its place.

Think about her talking you through it as she forces you to cum around her. Hole clenching, legs shaking, hands grabbing for any purchase, pleading her to please slow down, please just gentle for a moment. She laughs, genuine cruel delight in your discomfort. She picks up her pace as you thrash and wail through your overstimulation. You’re not free until she’s done with you.

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Reblog to BITE prev

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Updated an older image I made since I remembered the massive document that leaked a while back. (It's directed at TERFs, if it wasn't obvious enough.)

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

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the champion

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.