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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
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did trilobites walked among flowering plants
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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)
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Guys it's that day again-
Happy Sacabambaspis Sunday ( o▽o )
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I laughed really hard making this really dumb dinosaur joke
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text from porter robinson's "goodbye to a world"
every single animal in this comic is extinct. it's not too late for the ones that are left.
edit: thanks @mudcrabmassacre for the correction, smilodon fatalis did not in fact go extinct in 1023 AD. the actual prediction is around 10,000 years ago - I think i may have missed a zero or two.
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