i was watching wednesday
tell me why i thought this was grunkle stan
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So y'all just gonna ignore the fact that while The Battle of New York was happening, Stephen Fucking Strange was performing a goddamn SURGERY about "20 blocks that way" like bitch WHAT-- hE'S AWESOME
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Tony: I like my women like I like my tea.
Stephen: *internally* WaiT He iSN't GAy?!
Tony: *sips coffee*
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Tony: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly?
Stephen: Please don’t thr…
Tony: *Yeets the butter across the room*
Stephen:….
Tony:…
Stephen: You hang out with the boys a little too much.
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Steve: we’re the avengers.
Carol: huh. that’s funny, that was my callsign in the Air Force.
Fury:
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the opposite of ‘we die like men’ is ‘we survive like women’
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Remake gift in key Spideypool~
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Hi I’m Loki welcome back to my prank vlog today I’ll be faking my death again
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😤😤😤
people really have the nerve to say romance is dead when loki and the tesseract are right there??
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Loki: I like the way you move.
Thor: Is it cute or hot or something?
Loki: No. You move like an elephant on drugs.
Loki: It’s really funny.
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Peter: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/N: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Loki: Four of us saw it, Y/N. How do you explain that?
Y/N: *Points at Tony* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Natasha* Paranoid. *Points at Thor* Delusional personality disorder.
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when you when it
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Thor: *returns from talking to Peter and Shuri*
Thor: I like having conversations with kids.
Thor: Adults never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.
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