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i have to take my timeloop pills everyday or i get stuck in a timeloop again, luckily im still on row one, collumn one of my blister pack

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Check out the bonus panel on the site!

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Now I’m not much of a tea leaves reader. What does it mean when my tea leaves are shaped like a gun shooting a clearly identifiable picture of me?

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People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.

Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.

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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time

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Oh it's awesome that oxygen is pale blue in liquid/solid forms that is exactly the color it should be. Everything works out

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>be clowngirl >friend just told me about something called "hanky code" >not super sure what it is but it sounds right up my alley >go to local dyke bar >wait for someone to come up and comment on the white handkerchief i have sticking out of my back left pocket >mytimetoshine.jpg >i pull the handkerchief out. it's tied to another differently colored handkerchief. i keep pulling. that one's tied to another. and another. and another >the lesbian in front of me isn't laughing but she's looking at me funny >she patiently waits until i pull out the 25th and final handkerchief before inviting me back to her place >cut to the next morning >i'm spent and covered in a myriad of fluids and now have like twelve new fetishes

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Things strangers on the Internet have randomly recogised me from:

TV Tropes pull quotes

AI-voiced readings of Tumblr posts on TikTok

The author's notes of the earliest known Tony the Tiger/The Grinch fanfic

The "analysis" section of Wikipedia's article on Goncharov

Things I have literally never been recognised for:

My actual, published work

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Hi, sorry but due to budget cuts, your wife was replaced with a greyhound bus