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yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.

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#me

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skittering

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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Aye!!! But there's a cat!!!

Stop! Skittering! You are scratching! My!Hardwood!

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Another picture of the dog prints :) they made a little path

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My ass

full of cheese and fruit juice

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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Found a gang of toad riding fairies, they won't let me join their gang. Cries

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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*hikes up my pant leg and points to a jagged scar* you see that? heh...yeah...that's from a gnome bite. it got really badly infected because the gnome was in a sugar rush. scary stuff...but i made it out *flexes my bicep* Ladies,

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why does autofill want me to go evil mode

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AAAAACK NO NOT AGAIN

picks you up and flies away

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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And that's a wrap! hiccup

falls over

Would you like a sip of this wine lad? It's red delicious, hiccups

hands a tiny wine glass

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Tiny wine from a tiny witch

Get tiny drunk, just a bit

Notes of vanilla, but very little

But the one is fine, complex like a riddle