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saw a sinisterly pretty cat on the sidewalk

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Reblogs were turned off, so I'm reposting w/ a link to the og to spread the post.

Also: for those who read my fics, in the event that AO3 is still down when I finish Chapter 6 of The Swan King, I will post it here.

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Bones i had a cool idea

So alternate universes have alternate versions of people so who are the batman wonder woman and superman of Danny's reality

The answer? It's danny tucker and sam

Danny is superman something so human looking that you can forget they aren't if you don't focus but once you do once you focus you notice the uncanny human but not

I can't decide whats better for the other two tucker being the tech savy batman helping danny and making contingency plans for him should he go dark(per his own request)

And sam being wonder woman a strong powerful being who stands for justice and what is right and opposes whats wrong

Or tucker being wonder woman decended from a powerful ancient civilization with gifts to match

And sam being the rich friend who with training and grit oposes the wretched and can keep up with danny and tucker

Either or

👀👀👀👀👀 oh man your thoughts are absolutely wonderful.

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Danny somehow some way accidentally gets stuck possessing bat man's cape

Now this isn't so bad for them danny gets a safe warm place to live and bruce gets what is basically the cloak of levitation plus the ability to hide in shadows (literally) and the presence of an eldritch entity

Unfortunately said entity is apparently a mother hen to rival Alfred (Alfred makes sure to take care washing the cloak afrer learning this)

Side note he can still eat while in the cloak the family find this out after bruce comes to dinner still wearing the cape and it latches over the dinner about a minute later it retracts leaving a empty plate

All magic users can now sense Batman from the EXTREMELY powerful aura coming from his cape.

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why write a story if no one's going to read it?

Sometimes you don't want to share a story with others. Sometimes you do want to share it, but no one clicks on the title. So why bother writing it down if the only person you can guarantee will read it is you?

You need to get it out of your head. It just keeps replaying in your imagination on a loop and the only way to get it unstuck is to pin it down on paper.

You need to figure out what the story is. You have a lot of disjointed scenes or lines that you know are connected but you can't quite figure out how.

There's something in the story that's important to you, and you don't want to lose that thing by forgetting it. Future you might find that thing important too.

You want to be able to go back to the story again and again. Maybe to make adjustments over time. Maybe just to revisit a story that gives you the emotional release you need in that moment.

You want to be able to use text-to-speech to read the story aloud to you. Maybe it's a bedtime story. Maybe it's keeping you company while you do errands and chores.

You want to find out whether you can write a story (because not everyone can).

You want to be able to have almost the same story, but a little bit different, and you want to have it 15 times with slight variations. Then you can go through your own personal menu picking exactly the combination of beats that will satisfy you most on this reading.

You enjoy the process of finding just the right words or phrases or scenes to paint the pictures you want to shape the scene.

You want to find the exact rhythm and syllables and structure to make a sentence really sing.

You don't really have any particular reason, but you know you want to write that story down.

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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

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FANTASTIC NEWS EVERYONE

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BatPham was watched DP yesterday and this is what I drawing while I was watching

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Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort.  Taken into the flock. 

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Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source

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Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

The protagonist isn’t always right

The protagonist isn’t always good

The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable

The narrator isn’t always right

The narrator isn’t always good

The narrator isn’t always telling the truth

The narrator isn’t always the author

The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap

Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say

Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say

A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books

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cattails

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users