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Idk suddenly an idea but I’m too lazy to finish it properly…

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DU BIST

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would you please explain the roc 2017 stuff? I know what it is but I don't know what happened that year, but I've seen people mention it before. Thank u!

spoiler: it was the funky german boy

in seriousness,

seb and pascal (wehrlein) were supposed to race for team germany that year. while competing in the champions cup against massa, pascal crashed out and had to be taken to the hospital and withdrew from the nation's cup the next day (him and the passenger walked away but he did have to take a month off to recover)

seb spent the night at the hospital with pascal keeping him company for ~ 7 hours and the next day competed in the nations cup alone. he competed in 8 races (twice as many as the other finalists) and won every single one of them beating drivers like jenson, coulthard, montoya, tom kristensen and the busch brothers

you can watch a compilation of his races here

tl;dr: sebastian vettel is perfect

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cinematic parallels

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Commission lineart for @apeacebone❤️ Thank you for commissioning me!

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SMICK REUNION @ ROC 25

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Rolling-eyes-at-Seb-narrative hours.

No, he didn't have an awakening and gone from a problematic child into the kindest of humans.

Yes, he grew up and his priorities evolved with life experiences.

But he was always kind and *good* and he was only globally perceived as such once he stopped murdering media favourites on track.

I will die on this hill.

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you do a good Nigel 🥸 impression, go on, can you uh— no no no, there's too many people now 🥺 so uh, and I love Nigel❣️ but um, I admire him 🥰 because you know I drove his car earlier 🏎️ and I don't know 😮 how he has managed to be that quick 🫨 there’s no space in that car 🚫 and 🤏🏼 I'M TINY 🐝 whereas he, you know he's a strong guy 💪🏼 he's the Lion 🦁

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source

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collecting these 🥴

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Twink Death ❌

Dilf Birth ✅

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Sebastian Vettel at ROC Sweden 2022

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honk

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