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I'm watching SG-1 season 3 again and Thor's overpowering platonic(?) crush on Jack is so funny. "I've met this guy from another galaxy like, three times. as supreme military leader of my species I'm going to name our coolest new ship after him." literally the only time any other Asgard had even seen him at that point was when he stumbled through the Stargate begging them to help him stop speaking Ancient. imagine the highest-ranking admiral of the US Navy announcing he's naming a new aircraft carrier after some guy who'd only ever been seen falling out of a train station unwillingly speaking French

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stargate sg-1 text posts #2

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I watched all of Atlantis twice before watching Sg1 and this is arguably the funniest and most interesting order to watch things in. One of the first things I noticed is that the Pegasus Galaxy is so much more unhinged than our galaxy.

Sg1 goes to make an alliance with the Tokra and they're like "we shall now convene the council and debate for the next several hours the possibility of an alliance in this great war." And then there's Atlantis trying to make alliances and everyone they talk to is just like "we made nuclear bombs!", "we cobbled together a hyperdrive out of parts we scavenged or bartered for. It occasionally lights on fire and there's a small amount of deadly radiation, but it's super fast!", and "I won't talk to you unless you let me eat someone."

The Goa'uld would not last a day in pegasus. They would rock up to the galaxy and try to do their whole we are gods thing and the Satedans would just be standing there, covered in blood, surrounded by the mutilated bodies of wraith, going, "Really? Cause we carved out the internal organs of the last guy who said that."

Hell, if the wraith met the Goa'uld they would think it's great, because, "Wow! Human and symbiote! That's two life forces to eat! A two for one deal!" In a Wraith vs Goa'uld fight the wraith would win. The Goa'uld wouldn't stand a chance.

Atlantis commits more war crimes in their first year than sg1 does in a decade. And it's not just that. The sgc as a whole is so orderly and clean. They wear their uniforms. They're semi-well trained. They're military. The Atlantis crew is so much messier. Their hair is disheveled and their uniforms wrinkled. They're sleep deprived and drenched in sweat. They're running on massive amounts of caffeine and need so much therapy. Atlantis and Pegasus in general is just so much more bloody and dirty. Their hands are soaked in blood, their face is covered in mud and they're getting up for another round.

In short, I love sg1 so far but there is something so raw and desperate about Atlantis that is so fascinating.

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this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

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Stargate Atlantis | 2x03 Runner

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gowron is my favorite klingon im always hooting and hollering every time he shows up and not even cause i have any particular strong feelings on his personality or character, but just because he looks like this:

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Ezris family is so insane. She's like heir to a blood emerald mine, her mom is completely insane, her brothers all interact with her like they have suspicious tabs open on pornhub and Norvo is a serial killer. Classic Norvo.

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When you're in a group and very much would like to be part of the conversation.

When the chatty kid in class decides to be quiet the one day you didn't do the reading. Now, you might get called on.

When the new hire starts dumping some off-the-wall personal facts. Dear Sir or Ma'am, I just want to have my donut in peace...

It doesn't matter how old you get, but when your parents are saying some questionable opinions, you need to check to see if your sibling(s) are hearing it too!

When you finally get away from Mulder and Scully's bickering, only for your new position to have Mulder and Scully bickering. (Okay, this one was just a treat for myself.)

When you sorta, kinda, maybe agree.

What you really meant when you said "efficient multitasker" on your resume.

(sorry about the quality of this gif. No matter what I did---and know how to do--- I couldn't get it to stop looking grainy. But! I loved him shoving a donut in his mouth too much not to include it!)

When you're having a good time, but then they made it weird.

And we're cheers-ing. Huzzah!

When you're drunk and crying in the club bathroom, and you need your galpals (who you just met in said bathroom) to say 'screw them! You're too hot to put up with that!"

When a third party enters the debate and unknowingly makes the exact same points you just made a second ago.

Work got you down???

My reaction gifs have accidentally turned into some kind of poor man's standup, and I don't know how to make myself stop.

Anyway, this has been:

Reaction gifs: S02E06 Trinity

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Team

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This is so stupid

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Watching Stargate in the wrong order is actually really funny because- now that I’m going way back to watch SG-1, I noticed that they dial the DHD so…carefully.

Sometimes the chevrons get announced, sometimes they stand there panicking but still somehow manage to double check each symbol despite crazy shit happening all around them. Carefully careful dial!

(admittedly, it’s a wormhole, you might wanna be extra sure what you’re doing)

And yet-

I watched Stargate Atlantis first; which is where Rodney McKay runs screaming to the DHD with an arrow in his ass, wildly slapping his hands on those same buttons like he was calling his mom from school- and that just makes so much more sense to me.

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When you aren’t expecting it, that’s when you should expect it!

― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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Rodney Mckay out of context.

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This mcshep video is SO GOOD it makes me wanna cry. Honestly, all of @randommindtime 's vids are incredible.

I am vaguely obsessed with @randommindtime’s Run Baby Run McShep video.

Like as in I’ve watched it at least once every single day for a week. It’s very nice to watch right before you go to sleep.