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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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whatever. go my scarab

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kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together

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✨ Reprinted and back on the menu ✨ My Eat The Rude shirts are freshly hand-printed and ready for your next elegant, ill-advised dinner engagement.

Perfect for fans of fine dining, psychological tension, and people who stare too long at their colleague’s hands. 🍷🫀

Available now—bon appétit!

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What if Versailles but even shittier

Pay double and you don’t have to hang out with these guys.

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Via stavvers.bsky.social: "ea nasir is back baby awooo"

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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.

This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!

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"I quit my birth control and feel so much better, this is proof birth control is poisoning our bodies!!!" listen I am a lucky duck who tried one form of birth control and felt great but if I had to try 80 different types I would because I don't want to get fucking pregnant. if your birth control sucks try a new type!! "everyone should quit their birth control" is a bunch of conservative-crunchy bullshit

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laundry time with neighbor

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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

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It's the tenth anniversary of Brexit. The day Lord Daniel Hannan said would be like this...

Reader, it does not look like this.

So I feel beholden to play Dan's theme song, courtesy of the Indelicates album of that name, for the June Criminal.

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"Crowley, I'm not sure that riding a dragon is what I would call a 'low-profile' rendezvous... Won't you get in trouble if someone sees you?"

"Nah - my lot never pay attention, Angel, you know that. Anyway how bloody else d'you expect us to nip over to Highgarden in a single afternoon just for champagne poached pear crepes?"

"...well ...I suppose if it's for crepes..."

the good omens x hotd crossover nobody asked for 🤭

open for better quality, plus lore notes & a close-up below the cut!

despite my animosity toward the ending of the show i did indulge in a game of thrones rewatch recently before catching up with house of the dragon...

Aziraphale is probably a targaryen who became a maester to escape politics... and Crowley is a bastard son of some extinct valyrian house, who flies his dragon to the citadel frequently to steal Aziraphale away for flirty little dates 🩷

dragon!bentley is supposed to be a noodly-necked, serpentine dragon kinda like caraxes - only smaller and just a big ol' softie of course

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Just saw this on my walk 🤭