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i feel summer creepin in and i’m tired of this town again…!!!
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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at
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Does anyone else think that david lynch's fimography would have been drastically improved if, at the end of each movie some pop music played, and all the characters got together, and started dancing, and the bad guys were standing with there arms crossed refusing to dance, but then their foot starts tapping, and their head starts nodding, and they go like, ah what the heck, and join the big dance party?
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now we don't have to listen to your stupid bullshit anymore, evil pig talisman
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Getting Taco Bell for the first time and they added a faggot tax to my order :/ a little gay boy fee :/
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i sell bootleg political ideologies for cheap. shoulderist theocracy (named after shoulder angels and shoulder demons, where the person in society judged the most evil and the person in society judged the most good via a yearly points system form a diarchy to even out the moral balance for everyone else in the eyes of god). anarcho-contrarianism (based on the principle that the masses cannot be trusted, anarcho-contrarians reject whatever the current form of governance is, and believe humans should live in complete isolation from one another to avoid influence). dialectical imagination. slam poem meritocracy. one that’s just the social structure of ant colonies applied to humans. my partner invented one where a person believes there should be a king so that the population’s disdain can be localized onto one person, a sort of scapegoat monarchism. you want these ideologies, believe me. homofeudalism is going to be big this year.
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A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawnÂ
Photograph by  Hans Watson
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i love you i love you i told you i do it’s all i’ve ever felt i’ve never felt so well
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