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Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
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Gravity Falls fandom takes everything Ford does completely seriously and does not let him be an insane cartoon character, so when he makes a mind control tie it's because he lacks morality and is a bad man who needs to be sent to the cornfield, but when Fiddleford willingly intertwines himself with the American military industrial complex and now the US military has access to dinosaur gundams it's fine because he gets to live with his son in a mansion now instead of at the dump
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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago
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I tried makeup for a while in college but I could tell it was actually making my dysphoria *worse* because I'd feel alright about myself but then take it off at the end of the day and I'd see my face without makeup and suddenly be hit by how ugly I felt without it and I was like oh. this doesn't seem healthy. so I swore it off and threw it all out and now my bare face doesn't really bother me anymore. I want to feel good about myself at all hours of the day, actually
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guys its july 20th, the day humans first ever made it to the moon. its moon day. everyone wake up its moon day. the first time humankind set foot on a celestial being that wasn't earth was 55 years ago today. probably culturally significant i think. happy moon day everyone
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I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay
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Big fan of Sony Animation's plan for success involving producing love letters to various art forms
Spider-verse: comic books and superheroes, graffiti, rap, hip-hop, punk, watercolors, Saturday morning cartoons and monster of the week shows, film noir, Looney Tunes, all the cultures, ballet, anime
Kpop Demon Hunters: K-pop and fan culture, magical girl shows (particularly from the 2000s), K-dramas, ALSO Saturday morning cartoons and monster of the week shows, Korean mythology, anime
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Oh… his contentness! Wait… the beauty in his smile… Wait… 📸 Wait…! His appreciation for the world, he is free!!
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?��� But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.
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