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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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It happens this year folks…

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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i’m screamingg someone posted highlights of the full download set from the middle of the pit on iii’s side of the stage and it looks so lit i love humans 😭 these are my fave bits but PLEASE go watch the full thing here

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Another Kremlin policy to kill Americans put in place by MAGA traitors.

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hrgggrgrrrggrgrgggg barkbark bark my favourite sleep token song.

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something about the chorus of jaws and gethsemane's "the same trauma, show me what you're made of / cause you talk about your constant pain like i ain't got none". the progression of "i'll be your savior, just give me your pain. show me how bad it is. i can handle it" -> putting aside his own pain and trauma to be there for this person -> realizing one day that not only are his comfort and support not being returned, but this person is actively adding to his own pain and trauma -> the anger, the resignation, the biting back when he realizes he, they, can't go on like this. "i'm hurting too and you act like i'm not". the quiet coaxing, the urging, of "show me those pretty white jaws, show me where the delicate stops / show me what you've lost, and why you're always taking it slow / show me what wounds you've got, show me, love" to the challenge of "show me what you're made of" at the end of it all

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from espera’s ig story!

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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Watched my friend play some of the main game and the dlc and I fear the ocean more now

Conquering my weird fear of oil rigs by playing that oil rig horror game.

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Detroit zoo: Bear cubs Jebbie grizzly bear and Laerke polar bear playing

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