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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it

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Day 85

(Starcatcher design by @vesselvindicate)

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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Friends, strangers, I want to share with you something I long thought I’d hallucinated, but which today I have discovered was absolutely real.

In the 90s my mum went to a number of Star Trek conventions and would often come home with a fan made tshirt. I need you to understand that my mother, barely 5’ tall, a catholic who to this day goes to church every Sunday, who was never heard to utter a swear word until I was in my twenties, who taught Grade One for decades at the local primary school. This woman, pure and innocent, went to a Star Trek convention and not only saw this tshirt but PURCHASED IT and now it’s been rediscovered in the garage and I’ve never been happier in my life.

I asked her what she was thinking and she said that she thought it was funny but when she brought it home my dad was (aside from side splittingly amused) absolutely adamant that she couldn’t wear it out in public because SHE WANTED TO DO THAT!! Grade One teacher, church on Sunday mum wanted to wear this around town! Who IS this woman I thought I knew??

Anyway now I have this awesome tshirt and I sort of want to frame it.

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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Concept sketches of a girl's werewolf night where every 30days they go out and rave to she wolf or some folk songs and eat chickens and talk werewolf stuff

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hey i wanna get top surgery and im broke how do i deal with having boobs for this long

COMPLAIN ABOUT BACK PAIN TO YOUR DOC FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND IF YOU FAKE IT ENOUGH YOUR INSURANCE SHOULD COVER MOST/ALL OF A BREAST REDUCTION. YOU GET TO CHOOSE HOW MUCH OF IT THEY REMOVE. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO GET RID OF EM COMPLETELY THAT WAY

BUT YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT FROM ME

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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Rare moment where I post in real time but this pathetic guitar thing has me on a chokehold

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ughhhhhuuuughhhuaghhhuu

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Reblogs were disabled so here you go

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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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are you guys seeing this. rn hello can angone help me hey.helo uuuuuwhw wbwjalwnwbwk ahwbwj hello Tumblr

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Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.