❝ ❛ But we have not talked about you yet. ❜ I pointed out, for I knew no man could resist that topic. ❞
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Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”
What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”
What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”
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Today’s episode of “Hozier Liked” falls on the Very Relatable side of existence:

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im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*
nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
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🎃👻🎃🍁🍂It’s October folks that means it’s time to…..
get your fucking flu shots!! 🎃🎃🎃
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"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"
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A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.
After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.
The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”
The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”
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I work at the St. Augustine Lighthouse and supervised the Buzzfeed Unsolved filming and I’m not kidding you, I heard Ryan scream in the tower from clear across the property.
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A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.
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