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Antique cast iron stove grates (via lostfoundart via present&correct)
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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
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‘Six Studies of Pillows’ - Albrecht Dürer, 1493, drawing
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I can’t wait to hear about what y’all think about THIS
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Maybe I WANT to be a total skank. Ever think of THAT, mom????
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