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Reblog only if you miss Mr. Misha Collins already and think he deserved better
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y’all im on the sparknotes twitter and i am losing my goddamn mind
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going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby
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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
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this ain’t a scene, it’s a (and i can’t stress this enough) gah deh arh reh
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Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
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mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
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pls give me 1(one) reason aces have ever been oppressed, and 1(one) example of aces being a part of lgbt history(before 2004 at least) and then maybe i’ll consider the idea that aces belong in the lgbt community lol
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The only reason that I am not completely devastated by these spoilers is my belief in Nikolaj Coster-Waldau aka. the captain of this ship. If he says that he liked the ending and that he would give this season a smiley face then I’m gonna believe him. He loves Jamie (and Brienne) as much as all of us if not more and he would never agree to destroy years of character development for the shock value. Jamie might be riding off to the south but he is not going back to Cersei, he has a plan and he’s going there to protect the ones that he loves (yes i am thinking about Tyrion and Brienne). Let’s be honest he would never willingly hurt Brienne so he must have a very strong reason for breaking her heart by leaving and it will be revealed in the next episodes. The only problem that I truly have right now is that the sex scene which we deserve and should be a glorious moment for this fandom is now going to be turned into this painful memory. So fuck that but let’s have some faith in Nik, he knows more than we do.
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