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So I found some old crack DMC gifs that I pulled from my external hard drive and….
I’m fucking dying. What the fuck were we all on back then.
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Hanzo and McCree aren't homosexual! They're HOMIEsexual ;)
“Let me get this straight.”
At the irony of those words, Genji barked out a laugh. McCree and the cyborg were sitting in the break room at the watchpoint, enjoying each other’s company. It was late into the night, half the team asleep and the other half trying not to, when Genji decided to meddle with his brother’s long standing crush.
“Yer brother likes me?”
Genji nodded, tapping the table. “Oh, yes, definitely. I have never seen him throw himself so desperately at someone until now, but perhaps the years that divided us have changed him. Or, he is lonely and has a cowboy fetish.”
“Huh,” McCree said trying to recall every moment he spent with the man. None of it seemed more than a simple bro to bro relationship. They hung out a lot, sure- they trained together, watched movies together, sometimes they drank and divulged secrets and pains to each other then comforted one another. But that’s what friends do, right? Friends help each other out. Even if it’s-
“He said you sucked his dick.”
McCree frowned. “He needed it. Guy’s too stressed out for his own good.”
“You…had no intentions with this?” Genji asked, tilting his head.
“Well sure I did,” McCree answered, settling back in his chair. “Friends help each other. Just wanted to make him feel better.”
Genji made a robotic sigh. “Sucking a person’s dick is not a friendly gesture, McCree.”
“You never just suck your bro’s dick because he was stressed out? Never given a brojob before?”
“I cannot say that I have, no.”
McCree hummed. “Well…”
“I can see why he was hesitant to talk to you about this now. You are in complete denial of your homosexuality.”
“Hey now.” McCree pointed a finger at Genji. “Before the third time I sucked him off, I said ‘no homo.’”
Genji sputtered. “The third time?”
“Like I said,” McCree rumbled. “He’s stressed.”
Later that evening, Genji stopped by Hanzo’s room to try to convince him to let his feelings for McCree go, or at the very least, kick his ass. When Hanzo opened the door, he let out a sigh.
“I already know you spoke with Jesse.”
“Yes,” Genji said. “And he is a dumbass. You must let go of him brother.”
“Let go of him? But he is the greatest friend I have in this place.”
“Brother, I implore you to- wait, friend? Do you not like him? I mean, like him like him?”
Hanzo frowned. “You mean as in gay? Please brother, we are both heterosexual men.”
Genji’s arm twitched. “You are serious.”
“Yes, I am,” Hanzo said firmly. He crossed his arms. “Now, would you happen to know where I can acquire condoms? Jesse has been feeling stressed lately and I- Genji, where are you going? Genji!”
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Sparda - King of Hell
A study that I wanted to do for quite a long time. Sparda! ♥ Real quick and messy, but fun. :3
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I accidentally paused the video where ‘Jordi shoots Aiden cause you didn’t press the button on time’ and Aidens face is perfect.
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Had an idea to make this in the middle of French class
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Aiden having your “Don’t touch me, bitch!” moment :)
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Someone: Aiden Pearce was one of the most unlikable video game protagonists ever written.
Me: You come into my house, you insult my awkward uncle, and then expect me not to fight back? Boy you're in for a surprise
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