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Omegaverse Steddie AU idea:

Steve is the sad and spoiled prince of england and Eddie is the viking warrior in charge of keeping him hostage.

Steve is the prince that should have never been. His mother had a difficult labor bringing him into this world only to be disappointed when he was determined to be an omega. His mother and father disliked him upon his birth into this world, but they lost all love for him when it was discovered that Steve’s birth damaged his mother’s womb beyond repair. A second born would not come. An alpha to carry on his father’s reign would not be.

So the omega prince was committed to a life in Christ. Trained not to be a warrior but a nun, serving God along sisters and brothers in Christ.

Except then bloody Vikings come to pillage the monastery where Steve lives his sad life. Do they know he’s a royal? Do they take him across the sea as a slave? Or do they end up ransoming him for some political plot?

Feel free to run away with it.

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15 min into season 3 of Reacher and this is a romance, full stop. Reacher is bi and he is swooned by his little damsel boy in distress.

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Hear me out, that girl who flashed the dude trying to rob the register at her work? Why did I immediately want that to be a steddie scenario?

Eddie in a hoodie and mask, coming to rob a store and he’s so star struck by Steve he abandons the robbery only to come back all dressed nice hoping to win over the babe at the register.

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That’s it, someone better write a steddie Miss Congeniality AU stat. I need my Stevie Jo instead of Gracie Lou 🤭

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Today I hung drywall & mudded/taped it with my dad and y’all….

Drywaller Eddie. He sooo would be like “you need a wall? I can put up a wall for you today, what like it’s hard?” and imagine him using his dexterity to fling that mud around, flipping the mud knife to and fro in his hands as he scrapes it clean in between each swipe.

The way it would sculpt his handssss y’all. The white mud drops over all his boots and clothes. And he doesn’t do other construction, oh no, he shows up with the other drywallers to show those hammer toting himbos how real artistry happens.

Don’t even start me on the stilts they wear!! He would love that shit. He’d terrorize the work site on stilts.

Anyway that’s all I could think about today. Maybe Steve is like operating a jack hammer or something. Big arms out, catching Eddie’s eye. Someone go crazy with this! More blue collar au’s 🥺🥺

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Steddie au idea:

Modern day, upside down ends pre-Eddie timeline. Steve is off to college with the help of Robin and Nancy, only because he’s actually pursuing his little humble animation dream.

For fun he starts a vtuber project and at first it’s very surface level jock himbo, but he starts gaining a fandom simply because his weird, dark humor and visual influences (from his monster trauma) have made his content really quirky.

Which is why Eddie is a fan. Total perv for this vtuber’s voice and he’s not ashamed, because he can’t help being drawn to this weirdo’s personality.

Naturally, Eddie spirals when there’s a face reveal.

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Watching Two Weeks Notice and seriously contemplating coming out of Teen Wolf fanfiction retirement to write an AU with this premise for Peter and Stiles. Its literally perfect for them I can’t even handle it

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Reading the unposted 6th chapter of my semi-abandoned fic Transplanted. Dude where did I get these ideas? It’s so good. At some point I think I tried to revive it and wrote some cool shit. Huh

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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

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I need the internet to see this joke 😂

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"no one's ever had me

not like you..."

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pirate au where Steve writes a note in a bottle where he just vents out all his frustrations with his parents and how he's treated in the hopes of getting it off his chest and finally moving on, only for pirate Eddie to turn up a few months later with the bottle in hand and a burning curiosity to find out who the fuck Steve is

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Joe Keery um and yeah.

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As you wish, my prince 👑

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