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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

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i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

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When will the cycle break?

Complex family dynamics are SO tasty to me ohmygod y'all have no idea

(This is NOT bashing btw. I'm just a SUCKER for parent/child conflict lol)

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some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

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they're putting ads in elevators now. save us graffiti vandals save us

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joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it