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Western Brown Snake聽(Pseudonaja mangdeni), family Elapidae, NT, Australia
Venomous.
photograph by聽Brother-Nature
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Pope鈥檚 Pit Viper聽(Trimeresurus popeiorum), male, family Viperidae, Yunnan, China
Venomous.
photograph by Spark Chou
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Indian Spiny-tailed Lizards (Saara hardwickii), in a big time squabble, family Agamidae, Rajasthan, India
photograph by Pradyut Kumar Das
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Viviparous Lizard/skogs枚dla. V盲rmland, Sweden (April 19, 2020).
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Side-striped Palm Viper (Bothriechis lateralis), family Viperidae, Costa Rica
Venomous.
photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR
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Can I offer you a handful of lizards in these trying times?
Emerald Tree Monitor聽(Varanus prasinus), juveniles, family Varanidae, found on New Guinea and nearby islands
photograph by聽FS Sour (@my_reptile_diary_)
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Taiwan Mountain Pitviper (Ovophis makazayazaya), family Viperidae, Taiwan
Venomous.
photograph by Arkia Wang
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Murray-Darling Carpet Python (Morelia spilota metcalfei), family Pythonidae, Murray-Darling basin, SE Australia
photographs by Mick Fullerton Wildlife
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God, what have you done

You're a pink lizard girl and you dance at the club
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Bye chat
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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes
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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different
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