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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."

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“I talked to Harry today,” Hermione cut in.

Two sets of very different eyebrows rose on the men’s faces.

“Not about…er, his status,” she said, waffling the word horcrux as they relaxed. “About what his plans are for destroying the horcruxes.”

“And?” Lucius folded his hands over his left hip, much the way an ancient swordsman may have rested them on his sword. It made him look more regal than usual.

Hermione flinched.

“Harry wants to take advantage of the Dark Lord’s demise to begin anew, to live his life without the shadow of Voldemort’s hatred.”

’“Do you agree?” Snape asked Hermione.

“I press advantage when I have it.”

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I’m not sure who did it and who wrote it but THANK YOU!!!!! I cannot wait to read this now cause ACOMAF is my favorite book in ACOTAR😭😭😭😭 AND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT IF THIS ID YOURS AND I’LL GIVE YOU CREDIT CAUSE IM ABOUT TO RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE AND I JUST KNOW IT😭😭😭

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♥️ STRICTLY LUMIONE VALENTINE’S FEST ♥️

Link to collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Strictly_Lumione_Valentines_Fest_2021/works

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those posts about wanting kudos and comments on your fanworks vs creating for your own sake have gotten it all wrong. the TRUE purpose of fanworks is attracting people with great taste and luring them into your dms

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the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

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i think more of you need to embrace the fact that a character can be a favorite BECAUSE they are a freakish loathsome hateful black-hearted despicable creature, NOT in spite of it

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moss’s maw opens wide– the earth is not a picky eater. it will take you all. consumption, regardless.

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canon is my lego set and i am not looking at the instructions

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there is begging and there is pleading and there is voice ragged with experience a warning carved in a hundred lifetimes spent drowning under the same waves into which we dive– and it is to us just a whisper on the wind. ‘not me,’ we call, and the wind blows back. ‘but we are different–’ and the ocean churns. there is water enough to fill that hole inside us, but it is bitter, harsh, and cold. 

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shameless self promotion

 “No one is infallible, Mr. Wallace.” Lucius hid a grin by projecting the false sympathy he’d long since perfected.

 “Who’s idea was this?” Hermione demanded. Her more sentient curls undulated with excess magic. “I need to address a howler or five.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38304607

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still true

slytherins irish goodbye-ing from important social gatherings to check on their secret magical experiment when their wards tell them its been compromised

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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence