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Klaus: Hey Luther, what’s your biggest fear?

Luther: Being forgotten

Klaus: Oh wow, I was gonna say the Kool-aid man but now I feel stupid

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Being Klaus Hargreeves best friend includes…

Drabble: “Hi!! Can you do BFF headcannons or a bulletpoont scenario thing for Klaus in TUA? Thanks a bunch and I love your writing sm!!!”

Pairing: Klaus Hargreeves x Reader

Warnings: Mention of drugs and alcohol

your favorite thing to do would be eat together

especially waffles after an intense night out of dancing and drinking lmao

would definitely try to beg you for money

“come on, I’ll pay you back!”

“we both know you’re lying”

“and?!”

he really does try to care for you when you need him

if your partner acts like a dick to you, he’s your shoulder to cry on

and you for him whenever one of his flings ends up bad

smoking weed (the only thing you allowed near you lmao) together on some random roof top

“y/n, I see dead people..”

“I know klaus, you’ve told me a million times before”

him telling you about his life at the umbrella academy

and the both of you plotting ways to get back at his dad

“we could egg the house!”

“that’s childish, klaus”

“don’t act like you don’t wanna do it”

“Oh I’m not, it’s just a bit childish lol”

trying to help him sober up and get him clean from drugs

you knew a friend and got him into a rehab center for what felt like that umpteenth time

you both thought that it would be the one to help him, but alas it only lasted two months before you found him passed out with two bottles of tequila and who knows what drugs lying on the floor next to him

you still never gave up in trying to help him

“Y/n, Ben told me I’m an annoying asshole! Tell him he’s wrong!”

“I’d be lying if I did that”

“I hate you both”

trying to help him deal with his powers, even if you don’t fully understand how it works

you both care for each other immensely

he surprisingly loves holding hands with you, messing with your fingers too when he’s bored

claims that it ‘distracts him from the ghosts’, you don’t mind

honestly y’all are glued at the hip; anywhere you go he follows and so on

despite the shit he’s gone through, you’ll always be there for him and him for you

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klaus, at ben’s funeral: he was so strong… and nice… and-

ben, a new ghost, forgetting that klaus can see ghosts: and don’t forget the fact that i’m dead

klaus, also an idiot who forgot he can see ghosts: WHAT THE FUCK

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Klaus: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Allison: 420?

Klaus: No, and that was really immature of you. Take this seriously.

Diego: 69.

Klaus [Starts giggling]: Yeah, it was 69.

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Me: I need to start going to sleep earlier

Also me: *stays up to 03:30 am watching Jenna turn Julien into a Bratz doll*

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hi here’s some pictures of the moon. I have some more, just not on me yet

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Just a little reminder not to check up on the toxic person you left. Don’t check their socials. Don’t hit them up to see how they’re doing. Your peace of mind is too important to get wrapped up in it all again.

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holly-sprocket submitted

I sat down to do my WIP, and then this happened. I honestly don’t remember doing it

(The background is a really zoomed out pattern of Gauds because of course it is)

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The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

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If porn was removed from the internet, people would create a new internet from scratch to replace it in a matter of days.

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Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

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This is so wholesome

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Just a little reminder not to check up on the toxic person you left. Don’t check their socials. Don’t hit them up to see how they’re doing. Your peace of mind is too important to get wrapped up in it all again.

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Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

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when you listen to music on shuffle when you’re trying to sleep for background noise and a fucking banger comes on