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"UGH, ya ol' stingy bastard. I'd jus' normally high tail it away when I'm asked ta pay, but ya can't really do dat when ya live in a hotel wit' da 'tenda, can you..?" *He huffs, letting his tail sweep against the floor, playfully agitated*

"Mhm, I'll get it in a bit. Still need dat slutty hypocrite's foirst."

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*

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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

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on their clit like morse code

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you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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*He slowly looks back to Husk, still chugging away at the whiskey* "...since when did we gotta pay fer stuff?"

*He'd rather get jumped than pay for anything cannon*

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*

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i feel like Vexter would have a slightly similar voice to the one i gave my oc Sam in my brain

just random rambling my bad

[These flatbush bastards are taking over /silly]

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Okay so I drew Phoebe

|| I uh . this is the girl </3 soo original concept I know!! huzzah!! ||

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"Well, dis where tweedle dickhead ran off to, so NATURALLY, I'd have t' come 'ere as well. Y'know. Ta whip his ass a bit." *He grabs a bottle of whiskey from the bar, taking a quick swig. Might throw it at Cupid, who knows*

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*

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on a scale of 1-10, how intimidating is the mun of this blog? the muse?

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*Just the sight of Cupid trying to hide behind his shorter boyfriend was comical. He might've snorted a few times* "YER FAG- BOYFRIEND!! SPILLED DA FACT DAT I SLEEP AROUND TA FOLKS!! We're feelin' real HIPOCRITICAL T'NIGHT, AIN'T WE??!"

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*

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*He hops over the bar counter without a care, running around Husk as he gives chase. It's been a WHILE since he's gotten some energy out in a fun way. And not just shooting up random clubs for the fun of it*

"YA LITTLE MAN CAN'T SAVE YA NOW, BOIRDY!!"

*He also MIGHT be trying to steal from the bar*

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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"...twoone- GO!!" *He bolts into a sprint after Cupid, though letting him have another few seconds to get away. It's not fun when they get away easily*

vex , a little birdie told me that ur a slut .. are you a manwhore 🤨

"Uh-huh, 'n which little boirdy told ya dat one? 'N ta answa ya question, I might be. Ain't gonna suga coat it, I might be a manwhore. Not a BIG one, but I sleep around when I can."

*Cupid better lock his door tonight /j*