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Some commissions from last month

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Wizards rejoice, you may now ponder your orb in an ecologically sustainable way

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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how tight are U

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Feeling normal about this post

I'm not "treating you like a dog" I would never hurt a real dog like this lmao

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In the show Arrested Development, there's this scene, where Michael finds a bag in a refrigerator labelled "Dead Dove Do Not Eat!!" opens it, looks inside, shivers in revulsion, and then admits to himself "I don't know what I expected."

It started being used after there was a wave of whining and condemnation about the content of fics on Ao3 that were very clearly signposted with archive warnings and tags, and the authors became tired of it. It's one thing to have a fic's tags and archive warnings be insufficient to the task of describing its content, but these complaints were happening on stuff in which the author could not have taken any more care to ensure that people were aware of the content before reading.

In this context, "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" became another tag you added to your fic to really, truly signpost "no, for real, this fic has some really upsetting shit in it. This is your final warning."

Hey, just wanted to say I enjoyed reading the current 6 chapters of This Wild And Boundless Hunt. The dead dove recommendation is fully warranted (horror has been a staple in my life for some time now) and this definitely hit on some anxieties :tm:

Thanks for sharing this work, it's very beautiful!

I have been meticulous about my content warnings because I do not intend to hold back in the fic at all and so everyone should be fully warned before they walk in because they're not getting another once they're through the door

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Hey, just wanted to say I enjoyed reading the current 6 chapters of This Wild And Boundless Hunt. The dead dove recommendation is fully warranted (horror has been a staple in my life for some time now) and this definitely hit on some anxieties :tm:

Thanks for sharing this work, it's very beautiful!

I have been meticulous about my content warnings because I do not intend to hold back in the fic at all and so everyone should be fully warned before they walk in because they're not getting another once they're through the door

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*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

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Well, see, right now I'm hyperfixated on writing transbian Mechsploitation traumafic in which the protagonist is already heavily based upon myself

And the protagonist is about to suffer as much as it's psychologically possible to suffer

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"This is the scream of a man who is in the worst pain imaginable, knowing that it's also the best thing that will happen to him for the rest of his life."

Chapters 5 and 6 of This Wild And Boundless Hunt are up!

CW: humiliation, stripping, destruction of clothing, voyeurism, body shaming and transphobia, dissociation, shaving, forced cleaning, nonconsensual touching of genitals (nonsexual), severe dehumanisation, traumatising institutional cruelty, stress-puking, group violence, fae trickery dead dove: do not eat

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

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fursuit that doesn’t let you out

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I’m shocked at how many people are reacting to the Tucker-Cruz interview by saying that asking “what is the population of Iran?” is some kind of meaningless trivia question that it shouldn’t be seen as embarrassing for Cruz to not know.

For fuck’s sake. Every adult citizen of a democratic society should be expected to know a ballpark estimate of how many people live in most of the world’s countries. At least within an order of magnitude.

If hearing an incorrect statement like “Barbados has a population of 45 million people” or “Indonesia has a population of 8.3 million people” doesn’t immediately strike you as wildly implausible, you are ignorant of the world in many fundamental ways and should be slightly embarrassed about that.

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One of the NPCs was a Rakkar (a Viking/sea trader/pirate, since the campaign was set in Fantasy Norseland) Echofolk (kenku) whose name was [cries of dismay and sound of galleon mainmast collapsing], generally known as Mastshatter Silverbeak, since he'd lost his upper beak in a fight and had it replaced with a silver prosthetic.

Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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"This is the scream of a man who is in the worst pain imaginable, knowing that it's also the best thing that will happen to him for the rest of his life."

Chapters 5 and 6 of This Wild And Boundless Hunt are up!

CW: humiliation, stripping, destruction of clothing, voyeurism, body shaming and transphobia, dissociation, shaving, forced cleaning, nonconsensual touching of genitals (nonsexual), severe dehumanisation, traumatising institutional cruelty, stress-puking, group violence, fae trickery dead dove: do not eat

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

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"Glitter is bad for the environment!"

Okay sure but men made a plagiarism machine that consumes as much water than the entire agricultural industry and can't multiply two numbers correctly, so I think women (or anyone, really) can sparkle a little as a treat

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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

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