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Guess who lunged at the paparazzi again~~~

​talk about a gentle leader amirite

anyway, the soup of today's discord conversation was muzzles

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average tgirl experience of saying "we need to kiss" every few days and then continuing to be stuck hours and miles away. but still we must express that we need to kiss, it's important that this gets said

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This is actually me for real though

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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Me

Shirt that says “handler’s #1 attack dog” and booty shorts that say “handler’s #1 attack dog” and collar that says “handler’s #1 attack dog”

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dragon rider getting dared to make out with her dragon, and she’s not a coward, so she presses those warm scaly lips against hers and opens her mouth a bit

she’d seen its tongue before but she hadn’t processed how big it was gonna be. her jaw hurts a bit and her eyes water as the massive slimy muscle slips into her mouth and starts exploring. at least it doesn’t taste too awful

it keeps coiling deeper into her throat, and it just fucking keeps going, and she starts to wonder if it’ll ever run out of tongue when it enters her esophagus. she’s having trouble breathing as the huge tongue pulls back and then thrusts deeper, and she’s leaking like a faucet from under her skirt

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“can that dragon consent” be for real. shes 40 feet long from nose to tail and weighs about a ton, armored like a tank, and her claws and teeth are bigger and sharper than kitchen knives. she literally eats humans. you’re not doing anything she doesn’t want you to do

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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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really sweet nice gentle werewolf who would totally never hurt you and you should come into her enclosure just to hang out. shes literally nice

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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you’re going to hell and getting assigned a Torture Wyvern to punish you for eternity

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every piece of fiction set at “wizard college” i’ve ever seen massively underestimates the insane parties and sex shit that a bunch of college students with magical abilities would be doing

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation