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In accordance with Tumblr joining the rest of the internet 7 years late in asserting that all of its profile pictures must no longer be square, I am going to bring this development full "circle" (hehe) and allow it to reach its logical conclusion by developing a new raster image file format that stores pictures no longer as Rectangles in a Cartesian grid, but as Circles using polar coordinates. This file format will *assistant whispers in my ear* I don't fucking care. Start producing circular monitors then with rounded pixels then. Get out of my conference room

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oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

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i think if you’re feeling a certain kind of way and you know why you’re feeling it & you’ve done everything you can about the problem causing the feeling for the time being you should be able to go to your guardian angel and smile beatifically and say “i’ve done my feelings homework” and they smile beatifically back at you and say “alright my child” and they tap you on the head and you feel an immense sense of peace that washes through you and escapes as light from your fingertips and then you feel normal again

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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pinned forever in my heart

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Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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get my pussy up.....get my money up...... (chanting) (barren stone temple) (voice reverberating) get my pussy up...... (cobweb sounds) (crumbling support beams) (emptiness) get my money up.....

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

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girl where do u watch movies

um. online