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Actually, We're an American who doesn't really like burgers. If We had to have a burger, We'd rather it be a veggie burger from our microwave. They're too greasy if made with meat. We don't exactly dislike all meat, either. Just hamburger meat (too greasy), bacon (crispy when it should be chewy like most other meats) and pepperoni (ew, just ew.).
it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger
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What made them react like this?
Wrong answers only.
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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
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Checkmate. 👓♀️💖
there is a beauty to a girl not wearing glasses than can only exist if she's a glasses girl. it's not a greater beauty, but just a different one. a glasses girl not wearing glasses is different to a girl who doesn't wear glasses. even in the much (and fairly) maligned "switched to contacts" situation that change is only possible because she's a glasses girl.
you have to understand.
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Yeah. We just saw the new trailer.
Looks neat. Certainly wasn't expecting a spinoff game.
SPLATOON???
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6/7/2025
The National guard is being deployed to Los Angeles to support ICE.
Mask up. Black bloc. White citizens to the front.
ICE and the LAPD have been firing rubber bullets directly at protesters and utilizing weapons like tear gas.
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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Briana the Boston? Ironic...
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Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing
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Oh, this got an audible laugh from us! Well done!

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I know everyone is laughing their asses off about what is happening between trump and musk, but we need to remember the possible benefits from this.
1. Trump could be impeached. (Unlikely, but still)
Elon could become poor.
Elon could be deported.
We need to do everything we can to make sure at least one of these things happen.
Please reblog
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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
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Oh, this is simply dreadful.




We are this close...
This close!
To clearing the seasonal area maps completely, only to be blocked off...

By two fence pieces! We are positively stumped by this! If someone could help us out, it would be greatly appreciated.
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Row two, column two is easily our favorite!
Ancient glass bead PNGs
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Hmm... No.
On one hand, spinach. Yes. Cheese. Yes. Very good. But it lacks one very important thing -- structure. It looks like it could fall apart at a moment's notice. Spanakopita is still the superior spinach dish, but if you really don't have the patience to work with fragile filo dough, this looks like a nice enough alternative to it if you don't mind the lack of structure and don't have access to storebought/frozen.
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