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i genuinely do just think it's transparently regressive in a weird turnaround way that the only way the people of this website enjoy a het ship is if the ENTIRE focus is on how awesome and hot and perfect and unstoppable a woman is and how the man is like there to make googly eyes at her and get like nonspecifically dommed-by-implication and we never get ANY thoughts about what she sees in him or what emotional needs are fulfilled for her besides the implication that what every woman wants is someone whos obsessed with her. you people love to find new creative ways to ignore womens interiority
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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The Nanny – 2.05: Curse of the Grandmas
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“can i call you” my dude of course you cant. did you forget how to type?
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EDIT: YOU SHOULD CARE MORE ABOUT REAL INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
btw i’m not pushing like “boycotting the lilo and stitch is the greatest act of activism you can do in today’s climate”
i’m just like “not watching this movie is literally the bare minimum you can do to help not push an imperialistic tourist agenda that’s destroying native Hawai‘i. just don’t.” and im already pre-irritated bc i know like thirty people are gonna be like i knowww but. i just wanna.
Hawaiian Sovereignty Movement:
Current Issues Impacting Native Hawaiians:
Petitions and Donations Supporting Native Hawaiians & Their āina:
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"
i literally have no idea what she's talking about
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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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did you frequently skip class in high school?
#maybe it's a small town thing or an elder millennial thing#but my school was so hardcore about skipping
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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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so wuthering heights by emily bronte means nothing to you?
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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