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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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my uncle, gerundio

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

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'tyrolean shrine,' watercolor and graphite on white wove paper, john singer sargent, 1871.

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Después de 84 días, Pablo Grillo el fotógrafo que fué disparado por un gendarme con un cartucho de gas lacrimógeno directo a la cabeza, hoy Pablo sale de la unidad de terapia intensiva del hospital de Ramón Mejía

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

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El espíritu argentino femenino es tal, que en ciertos momentos lo único que busca es una canción de Floricienta, el Gris Morena sleeping agent es poderoso

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I muste, [doth remember that self-deprecation bringeth ill to mine own mental health] plow the fields

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Marshall Lee has an official design for Pirate AU! Wooo

This is basically Fionna’s whole crew (excluding Flame Princess), only missing one member. The last member of the crew will be highly dependent on the draft I decide on, eeee

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SE MURIÓ EL PAPA

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I've got a uni friend that's exactly like this, knows everyone is always more or less T the same spot, will share mate and give advice for company and idk whatever food you give him, pretty chill dude, everyone notices when he's not there

Once I'm old and retired from everything, I think I'd like to settle into some specific pub and become known as the guy who'll offer unlisenced relationship advice/therapy/philosophical discussion in exchange for a pint, a coffee, or one of those shitty pub sandwiches or whatever they have. Whatever's in your price range. If I'm awake and done with my daily tasks at home, I'm keeping office hours at the regular. Ideally at one specific table that's never been officially reserved for me but where people expect to find me, and notice if I'm not there.

If you find yourself at a loss of what to do, not knowing what path to take, seek the council of the pub wizard. He doesn't have the formal training or qualifications for anything, and isn't legally responsible if it turns out that his advice was shit and got you in trouble, but the man is literally working for peanuts.

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La UNS perdió 70000 volúmenes de libros por la inundación 😞

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Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead