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Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
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Straight men cause me the most anxiety when they walk up and I have to pretend like I know how to do their weird bro handshakes.
it’s too much just stop
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person: you’re pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
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