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I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing
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daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
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There's literally a coughing baby at my work right I feel like I'm being visited by a celebrity
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they should make a family occasion that girls can easily survive
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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time
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I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *
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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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