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narumitsu really is the greatest ship of all time. lawyer yaoi you will always be famous

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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I like Vasquez she makes this case so much more interesting

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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Maximum security

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I know the fandom tends to take Cucumber's extremely biased POV as fact because we follow him for most of the books, but, c'mon team: even Cucumber described Shang Qinghua as handsome! Handsome with the air of a sleazy snake oil salesman, but handsome.

SQH's not ugly. He's not a guy that most people look at and go "what does MBJ see in him???".

He's the type of guy people go "I don't get why he'd pick a demon: he's competent and handsome and has an important job, he could do so much better" and then SQH reveals some of what he's been up to and they're blindsided by how unhinged he is.

If you walked into a room at the start of SVSSS and MDZS and found Shang Qinghua and Jin Guangyao having a conversation and they turned to you, smiled politely and nodded before going back to their conversation, you would think "what nice young men, it's good everything's in such capable hands" and it would only be years later when The Horrors happened that you remembered the interaction as faintly offputting - though you could never place why.

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ah yes, my favourite fujoshi. uriel from the bible

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My favorite thing about Kim dokja is his blatant favoritism.

dokja is ride or die for people he likes and ruthless or cold to the people he doesn’t. He would doom the world for YJH and go to hell and back for SYS but could barely bring himself to care about that poor Russian girl and offed KNW in the first five minutes because he just, didn’t like them LOL.

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

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Besties

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The party listens to one of Laios' ideas on how to bring Falin back home. Gyroscopic chicken-Falin!

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i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

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all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned