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it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)
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the end of august feels like having to say goodbye to someone you love knowing you won’t see them for a while
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american ronin grips his baseball bat tight and flicks his wrist. after a beat your head explodes off your neck into the atmosphere and the baseball homerun organ noise plays
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
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Where's the African mythology?
The Kickstarter is live now!
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Visual novel where the central problem is that the narrator is too reliable, and you can only pursue courses of action which conform – however thin the technicality – with what they say is happening.
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honestly death note is pretty funny if you change some stuff around, because you then get a 'friendgroup' of three barely adults with 2 overthinking weirdos who keep taking looooooong pauses after each reply and 1 normal person trying (and failing) to date her own boyfriend, and this is all happening while they are trying to solve a conspiracy theory-level absurd mass murder case. they also all hate each other in different ways.
this is like Scooby Doo but Gone Wrong. Scooby Doo if Scooby was a death god, and instead of Scooby Snacks he liked apples.
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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