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larian patch notes claiming more victims than bhaal could ever hope to

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"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.

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"he's mentally ill"

Bitch I'm mentally ill and that's why we are soulmates.

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Everytime someone draws my favs with stretch marks an angel gets its wings

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i CAN and WILL headcanon half of the mha characters as aroaces and neither you nor god can stop me.

me, giving paper medal with word 'aroace' on it to my favorite character: i give you the greatest honor that i have.

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Head empty just arlecchino and her Elemental energy vampire husband who actively hunt each other down before sex as a form of "foreplay," and whoever gets caught first has to bottom

Lumine: [sips her tea] Thanks for inviting us over for tea, guys

Lyney: No problem, guys, so how have things been

Lumine: they've been alright, just the same old, same old

Freminet: paimon....is something the matter you've been looking around all nervous.....usually that's my job

Paimon: Um, actually not that paimon is complaining, but where's the knave and Y/n

Lyney: I believe their out on a hunt again

Lumine: like for food.....I didn't think they were such a traditional couple [sips tea]

Lynette: [nonchalantly] they're hunting each other, not prey

Lumine: [spit takes] WHAT?!

Lyney: you see father and papa don't do things....normally and since papa is an energy vampire he feeds off elemental energy to stay active hence why he carries elemental crystals everywhere but whenever father is feeling......affectionate they um well

Lynette: this is how they foreplay before having wild, untamed sex

Paimon: Huh, and paimon thought the traveler was weird

Arlecchino: [Suddenly behind paimon and lumine in her stealth outfit] and what about me and my husband's relationship is weird, hm?

With arlecchino's sudden appearance, paimon screams and hides behind the traveler in fear

Paimon: What the heck?!

Arlecchino: hmph.....whimp

Lynette: Quite the bold move father, returning home this early in the game

Arlecchino: hmm true but knowing your papa, he's probably already got my scent back after finding his out of the ruins we were in

Lyney: Father, what?!

Arlecchino: Don't worry, he's fine [chuckles]. You should've seen how frustrated he looked when I escaped, especially the way he licked his fangs [sighs dreamily]

Lumine: um

Suddenly, the power goes out, and an eerily laugh could be heard throughout the house of the hearth, sending a chill of fear down everyone's spines except arlecchino, who felt a chill of excitement before dawning her mask again

Alrecchino: [chuckles darkly] he's here~

Before anyone could say anything, Y/n falls from the roof and onto arlecchino, and they both start wrestling on the ground, which prompts the siblings and traveling duo to leave the dining room

Lynette: So you think Papa got the win this time?

Freminet: uummmm

Arlecchino: [behind the door as Y/n finally gets her clothes off and sinks his fangs into her] OH FUCK YES!

Lyney: I'd say that's a yes

Lynette nods and pulls out a pen along with a notebook which reads [predator and prey results] with arlecchino and Y/ns names written in a scoreboard fashion with arlecchino having 58 wins and Y/n having 12 before Lynette bumps it up to 13

Lyney: [looks at the score sheet] Oh wow, Papa is getting better

Freminet: or father let him catch her

Lumine: paimon remind me never to come here again

Paimon: agreed

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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

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Bg3 as unhinged posts part 18/?

Part 17

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

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"wow they have the voice of an angel" my sailor in christ you are being ensnared by a siren

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Pretty much since the moment we were introduced to Lucifer this has been in my head I'm sorry he's just the delightful kind of pathetic quirky man

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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Have you ever encountered one of those ships that just frustates you personally because you actually like it but you hate one of the characters in it so much that said hatred pretty much consumes any enthusiasm or enjoyment you have for the ship?

P.S. I'm sorry staticmoth/voxval shippers, but I am CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to ensure that no happiness whatsoever comes Valentino's way.