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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work
It’s going to smell hellacious later
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.
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i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr
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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica
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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself
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living in 2025 when u love truth and beauty and integrity
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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting
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We were together. I forget the rest.
source: annalaura_art
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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
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