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Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

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Steven Messam, “Pointed,” Mellerstain House and Gardens, Scotland

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source

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The building of rage

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DNI if you’re gandalf the grey, gandalf the white, monty python and the holy grail’s black knight, benito musilini, the blue meanie, cowboy curtis, jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, any of the power rangers, bill s preston, theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc oc, or hulk hogan

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It’d be funny if the Rani were the only person in the universe who remembered the word “gravity”

And then whenever she says it everyone else would be like “tf is that???”

Rani: and then by using this moon’s gravity I will-- Everyone: ...sorry...what? Rani: this moon's gravity Everyone: (looking at each other, shrugging) Rani: THE FORCE THAT ATTRACTS PHYSICAL OBJECTS TO EACH OTHER Everyone:...love...? Rani: No, NOT LOVE. The THING THAT PULLS OBJECTS DOWN WHEN YOU DROP THEM Everyone: ooooo...you mean mavity! Rani: gdi Doctor... Meanwhile the Doctor's just using the word cuz he's the one who made it up

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The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

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Well, it’s finally finished.  It was a genuinely satisfying project. I present you Ankh Morpork in the guise of Google Maps.

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

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^_____^

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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im obsessed

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How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla