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Rose-crown

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Every year Akio Ohtori loans his sister out to a bunch of teenagers, grooms said teenagers, makes all of them fight each other several times, does irreparable emotional damage, hopefully THOROUGHLY cleans the inside of his car because Christ alive.

And all of this, all these surreal, intricate rituals, are so he can lose a sword fight with a door.

This has happened multiple times. He doesn't even seem particularly upset about failing. Every year Akio Ohtori loses a sword fight with a door and somehow does not feel like an absolute clown. Could NOT be me, I would never try again. I would lie awake at night every night after the first attempt agonizing about how stupid I must have looked and how my sister absolutely would have laughed at me if all the organs she needed to do so weren't getting shish-kebabed six ways to Sunday.

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Lesbians now that visibility week is over

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centrist guy in 1970 seeing university anti-vietnam war protests in the news

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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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large portion of this site has so little self awareness theyve just reinvented "i cant be racist im gay"

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There is always endless money for war...

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when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

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really wish "abolish the police" was trending with all the news, it feels like a lot of ppl have forgotten since the height of blm

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"south dakota" is the only state with 2 words making up its name

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It’s art, it’s architecture, it’s whimsy, it’s —

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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

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nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night

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girls will spend one work shift reading wikipedia articles on the early christian church and start saying shit like "I'm just like nestorius of antioch"

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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence