villanelleskiss
villanelleskiss
i see darkness in you
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villanelleskiss 7 days ago
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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villanelleskiss 10 days ago
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT馃槶
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villanelleskiss 10 days ago
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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villanelleskiss 10 days ago
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villanelleskiss 10 days ago
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hey so theres this trend righ-*GUNSHOTS*
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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I should just start keeping cheesecake in the fridge like I鈥檓 an older woman in the 1980鈥檚
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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villanelleskiss 14 days ago
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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villanelleskiss 17 days ago
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villanelleskiss 17 days ago
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hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:
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villanelleskiss 17 days ago
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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
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villanelleskiss 18 days ago
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no weapons against me shall prosper
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villanelleskiss 18 days ago
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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
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villanelleskiss 18 days ago
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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
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