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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT馃槶
#me thinking about my violin skills the last few days#i can still read sheet music#but no i can't and i would need to relearn notes and shit
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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I should just start keeping cheesecake in the fridge like I鈥檓 an older woman in the 1980鈥檚
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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?
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your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
#wait tho#my life changed when my friend told me frozen chicken is fresher than fresh chicken#bc fresh comes frozen and then unthawed#so it's better to just buy frozen chicken
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