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vinniehacker instagram story - july 24/25.

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pretty much. how often do you get hacked? not that i actually care if the photos get out. there's a billion worse things than that that could leak so if it ends up just being a couple drunk pics, i'd consider it a minor win. good luck with all of that, especially the leg day part. fucking sucks. we'll make the next hangout happen whenever you're in LA again. always free, dude. you're the one with the crazy schedule so you let me know when you're free.

aren't those two sides of the same coin? because i got some photos of you that are both *funny* and *embarrassing*. don't worry tho, they're for my eyes only and the only way the general public will see them is if i get hacked...again. pfft, sure you weren't that bad of a roommate. my tour starts in exactly one month. hoping to get a little break before that and just catch up on sleep, improve my tan and get better about not skipping leg day. i'll be going between LA and Salt Lake City, but we're def hanging out. let me know when you're free.

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funny, embarrassing - it's all the same when that blackout hits. thanks for making sure my ass made it back to my hotel room. remind me to send rachel a fruit basket for putting up with that nonsense all weekend. when are you heading out on tour? gotta make sure we can get this bros night in. also got to make sure i can make a show.

man, you have to be the funniest drunk i've ever seen in my life. i was dying trying to make sure you got back into your room without an accident happening and let me tell you right now, that wasn't the easiest thing i've ever done. was hella fun tho, my guy. i got some time before i go touring, so let's do this in LA again. / @vincenthcker

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i'd say we ended this trip off in the very best way. doesn't get much better than a lap dance and a very naked troye sivan in my bed. also, those new dance moves? killer. i'd suggest you work them into your next live show but i kind of like having them be just for me. next event, i vote we do an encore. just saying. anyway, did you enjoy your last day in vegas?

That's exactly why I got new moves for you, we've got to make sure you don't survive these ones. Believe me, if you fully malfunction mid-song, I'm very much taking ownership of that. You're not wrong about me being a menace, but I'm glad you can appreciate it. Well, those dances might be the second best way to bring this Vegas trip to a close. What happens in the private room is just the start-up, what happens in your room later is the finale. That's the real best way to bring this Vegas trip to a close. Especially if you're going to be in a giving mood too. But I can't wait either and am thankful we'll not be waiting much longer.

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now that i know you're out there appreciating them, i'll have to start posting more. better turn those instagram notifications on, pugh. i'm glad it put me higher. don't know what i would've done had it put me lower. tossed all my lightsabers out, maybe. weren't you supposed to be getting a cooking show? swear i read something about that a while ago but i could never tell if it was a rumor or legit. i'll happily send you some reels in private so get ready for some incoming spam from yours truly. eh, i wouldn't say so. it's a mess of an app.

nah, got to stay honest. i'm sure lots of people, me included, appreciate those thirst traps. living the nerdy ass life is what it's all about. but i have to admit, didn't take you for a nerd but it does put you higher in my ranking. as long as you're having fun with it, that's what matters. i used to make so many cooking videos but then life got a bit too busy but it was nice. or you could just do both. or you know, send me some reels in private. pugh-approval? i don't hand that out to just anyone. not sure. i feel like i am missing out on a lot by not having tiktok.

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brb, going to find the weakest attendee and get them to spill. how was your weekend in vegas? shame we didn't run into each other. probably my fault considering i spent a majority of the time drunk or sleeping.

You know someone did. I was just not one of them and I cannot confirm or deny anything that happened. That is how I am going to be about it for an eternity. HaHa! I should have known that answer was coming and I respect it. I am ready, I am excited for the pool, a few shows, and maybe a little dancing. We will see if I actually gamble while we are there. Anything is possible!

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you saying you've got new movies specifically for me is wild, because i was already barely surviving the old ones. if i end up fully malfunctioning mid-song, just know it's not my fault -- you did that. though i have zero regrets about encouraging it. of course you thrive off the tension. you're a menace in the very best way. glad we're both on the same page with these dances. hot, mindless, the best way to bring this vegas trip to a close. done. i'll keep the shots coming and see you in both the private room and my room later. might just find myself in a giving mood later too so can't wait.

I plan on using those moves I used on stage, but I've got a few new moves for you this time around too. That drool will only encourage me to get even bolder with my moves. I thrive off tension like that, so I'm loving just thinking about it. Not to mention, the thought of you in my lap truly does make all thoughts fly right out of my head. Truly dangerous, that. See, you losing your focus helps you understand how I've been feeling thinking about you giving me a lap dance. Yeah? Well then, you should really keep those shots coming, because I'm all for us testing that giving theory of mine later in one of our hotel rooms. Because I have a feeling I'll be in a real giving mood.

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use those same moves you used on stage and i'm sure you'll pass all expectations. honestly don't think i could hide the drool if i tried at this point. as for the secret song -- you're right. i live for the dramatics. the more tension, the better. makes it more fun when i'm in your lap and that beat finally drops. oh cool, there goes any focus i had. i'll keep the shots coming and maybe we can test that giving theory of yours later in one of our hotel rooms.

Well, now I need to make sure I surpass that image you have of me dancing to Buttons in your head, no pressure or anything. No, please drool, fuel my ego, thank you. Because I won't promise you that I'll not drool when you dance for me with your perfect song that you're keeping secret. I know I'll drool, among many other things. It wouldn't be you without the dramatic reveal, and it'll make things a little hotter if I'm surprised by your song choice. I'm rather fond of being treated to all the rounds, especially just for being a giving dance partner. Though, I'm pretty giving in many ways.

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i'll make sure to keep my phone close then. the mental image of you dancing to buttons is golden so i can only imagine the reality will be 10x better. i'll try my best not to drool when that first beat drops but i'm not making any promises here. hm, alright, i've got the perfect song in mind. keeping it a secret though because you know i love a dramatic reveal. first round, second round, all the rounds -- a treat for being such a giving dance partner.

Don't worry, you'll be one of the people I call. I know I look pretty good in drag, and wouldn't want you to miss out on that. You know what, I can see the vision of Buttons, and I can work with that song. And you can dance to any song for me, because I really do believe my brain will stop working properly. I'm not even going to blame you for being smug, I'd be smug too. Tonight at the club is perfect, and first round on you is even better.

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mildly lucky + mildly lucky = good things. the math checks out to me, man. you've got those actors skills so i'm sure you'll be able to convince everyone that we're champs. if not, we'll just keep the tequila flowing until we forget the truth. hard to remember you're a vegas loser when you're wasted. are you enjoying yourself though?

not much at all. in fact, this was really enough to make it happen. my mildly lucky plus yours has to equal some good things, right? we'll be poker champs by the end of the night or at least that's what i'll tell everyone after we're a few tequilas in.

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ten dollars says he's off doing a backflip somewhere, impressing the crowd. listen, i usually would volunteer but that man's gonna take one look at me and know there's nothing happening upstairs so it might be better for you to take this one. i'll be at your side giving him the side-eye, letting him know we're onto him and his shenanigans.

vinnie, it's been way too long, my man. i'm sure that we'll find benny at some point. he'll probably be off doing something crazy. alright, let's be the best duo there is for now. oh, you've got me intrigued there. let's do it. let's see if he's real or if we can expose him for the fraud that he is. we need to get him to read one of our minds though. care to volunteer?

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with how people are raving about your broadway shows, i'm considering the shower singing a treat. don't gotta pay for a ticket when i can lay in bed and hear it for free. i'll take all the tequila shots but just know that i'll be bugging you to do karaoke with me later. i don't know the lyrics to gethsemane, but i'm sure we can find something else. you ever watch camp rock? i do a killer 'this is me'.

I feel like I should be the one that apologizes to you for getting stuck with me as a roommate, honestly. I'm not messy or anything like that, and I don't snore, but I do bust out into show tunes when I shower, so you might hear that. So if I witness your drunken karaoke after too much tequila, then it's just payback for having to hear me sing "Gethsemane" from Jesus Christ Superstar and I hit those high notes. But I would love to grab a drink with you, it can be tequila shots so I can have a preview of this karaoke concert I might get.

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smart man. if you ever do decide to get in drag again then i'll be expecting a call. i want a front row seat to that. i'll clear my schedule, cancel all my meetings. hm, the only song that's coming to mind right now is buttons by the pussycat dolls. it just screams lap dance to me, you know? i'll happily deliver on the dance but don't say i didn't warn you. if your brain short-circuits, i'm not liable. i will be annoyingly smug though. that said, how about tonight at the club? i'll buy the first round of drinks.

I figure it's always good to have connections everywhere, but also, what if I get in the mood to dress in drag again and want to get on stage? I have that strip club connection. See, the dance you got in front of thousands was tame compared to the one I can give you when we're one on one. But I'll show you all my best moves. Do you have any song choices? Got to make sure you're really into it after all. I'll make sure I wear something really good if you're bringing some ones to set the mood. But wait, I might get a dance in return? Please, even if your moves aren't as smooth as mine, it's safe to say my brain will short-circuit just a little if you give me a lap dance. So you know, please do.