Independent Self Insert unorthodox ʌnˈɔːθədɒks - adj contrary to what is usual, traditional, or accepted; not orthodox. Student, 18, Virgo
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Tagged by: ametdulce and synxrgia
So, here are the rules! You, or I, am/are to fill this extensively long list of facts about yourself before you then, tag 10 other people you want to get to know better. So here we go, w/o further adieu:
Name: Ian
Nickname(s): nerd? I don't know, Archie says that.
Birthday: September 1
Gender: Male.
Sexual Orientation: Autochorissexual (Identity-less)
Height: 5’4", 165 cm, yes I know Kageyama is way taller.
Favorite color(s): Platinum, Silver, Gold
Time and Date right now: February 7th, 21:00
Average hours of sleep: 5-9 hours, not really countable on average.
Lucky Number: 7
Last thing I Googled: erroneous meaning
First word that comes to mind: language
One place that makes me happy: any where that lets me use my laptop
How many blankets do I sleep with: 1, sometimes none
Favorite Fictional Character: Changes erracticly
Favorite Book: Changes erracticly
Favorite Animation: Haikyuu!, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, Seitokai Yakuindomo
Favorite TV Show: Charmed
Favorite Beverage: Tea
Favorite Food: Noodles
Last Movie I’ve Seen in Theater: From Macau to Vegas
Dream Holiday/Vacation: Tokyo Disneyland maybe?
Dream Wedding: None probably, as if I could get married.
Dream Job: Manga translator
tagging: xridiculous
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[ A very descriptive and detailed profile of your muse ] REPOST FOR GOD’S SAKE with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc.
If you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own! When you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same!
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NAME: Ian AGE: 19 SPECIES: Human GENDER: Male OCCUPATION: Student
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{ PHYSICAL ASPECTS }
HAIR: Black EYES: Really dark hazel SKIN: Pale from little outdoor activity, but darkening from late afternoon driving HEIGHT: 165cm / 5'4" 1/2 WEIGHT: ?? kg
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{ FAMILY }
SIBLINGS: 2 older half-brothers PARENTS: Alive & still married GRANDPARENTS: 2 alive, grandfather from dad's side, grandmother from mom's side OTHER RELATIVES: Ugh too many to list down. ANY PETS?: yes [ ✓ ] || no [ ]
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{ SKILLS }
"Ability Declaration"
Ability assesement 1>100 for each item. A higher number signifies a superior competency. ”+” indicates a level of proficiency above the average and that the effective utilization of that ability depends on the circumstances, not that it’s an intermediate value. 51-87-87-93-99-89-86
Leadership = …40/100 - ‘The state or position of being a leader’ Attack = …20/100 - ‘An aggressive and violent action against a person or place’ Defense = …40/100 - ‘To resist an attack made on; protect from harm or danger’ Speed = ………………. 50/100 - ‘The rate which one is able to move or operate’ Constitution = 10/100 ( used to have asthma but didn't really have an attack for the past 12 years. ) - ‘The physical characteristic of the body as to strength, health’ Fortitude = 30/100 - ‘The courage and guts in the face of pain or adversities’ Intelligence = 75/100 - ‘capacity for understanding, learning, and applying knowledge’ Mind = 50/100 - ‘The complex of nonspatial elements in the individual that enables them to be aware of thier world and experiences, to percieve, and to feel; the faculty of conscious awareness’
-Weapons: Ability to state a random fact when needed, observant eye, the ability to drive?
-Specific Styles/techniques: Aim for the balls.
{ TRAITS }
—— POSITIVE ——
Straightforward, pretty open-minded, enthusiastic, pretty happy-go-luck if you are willing to forgive and forget.
—— NEGATIVE ——
Overly sensitive, overly passive, histrionic for attention, victim complex, incredibly indecisive, no desire to change, forgetful, lies sometimes, needs too much reassurance, becomes displeased if one doesn't forgive easily
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{ LIKES }
COLOURS: platinum, orange, gold SMELLS: instant noodles, food in general, the smell of citrus FOOD: junk food, rice crackers mostly FRUITS: persimmons, pear, banana, anything but starfruits DRINKS: sweet drinks that isn't too sweet, tea, more tea, vodka. ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? yes [ ✓ ] || no [ ] || maybe? [ ]
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{ OTHER DETAILS }
SMOKES? yes [ ] || no [ ✓ ] DRUGS? yes [ ] || no [ ✓ ] EVER BEEN ARRESTED? no [ ✓ ] || yes [ ] || almost [ ]
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DONE! Now tag other 15 people [ or more/less if you want ] to do it!
Tagging: ametdulce, and you reading this! (i'm too lazy to tag)
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Hmm... then what kind of party is it then?
[ Is it a clothless party then? ] Ian inquired as he took off his shirt.
While the other is blushing from embarrassment, Ian's face is red from adrenaline... the other still didn't really say what kind of party it is other than getting sparklers and party poppers, and possibly a cake and ice creams. He could do that, Ian supposes.
And did the other mention gold?
Ian didn't have any gold other than 20 Malaysian cents that looks gold but is really nickle and brass. 50 cents too... or 5000 Vietnamese đồng. All of them are shiny and gold...
Or did the other meant goods instead?
「♙」They never get used to that, they swear.
"Not that kind of party, damnit.” Be still their beating heart. Are they blushing again?! "But if you’re offering, get sparklers and party poppers. We’ll probably need a cake, too. Maybe ice cream. Definitely bags full of gold to give away."
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Ian's really lazy when it comes to appearances, which is one of Ian's worst flaw that need working on. Other than showering twice a day and brushing once everyday, Ian didn't do anything much on keeping up with appearances. Not even combing.
So try as he might, he is unable to understand... but on another note...
Ian didn't really have much of an interest in gore, he picked the book solely because he thought it was a shoujo manga which innocently shows two guys and a girl on the first book. And speaking of gore, apparently one of his classmates loves it. When he showed her the gore part of the manga, it took him several moments to retrieve said book from his classmate.
[ Protection doesn't prevent everything, but not all STDs are fatal, I suppose. ] Ian said as he mused. He had shifted the topic to suicide then and he do have those kind of thought lately, especially at one point just a few days ago.
[ Yeah, one of the main reasons is CSAT at South Korea. ] Ian agreed as he reads the article about it. [ Well, murder isn't really too practical compared to serial killing. ]
[ I think sleep temporary solves thing... ] Ian said with a yawn. And with that he seem to be lying still on the ground, half-asleep.
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Dinner? What is that? If you need a kiss I need dinner first?

W-what? N-no dinner first? Y-you baka….
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[ Maybe, but his shoulder is kinda off for a woman. But he is shown in a dress in the later volumes. Dark fantasy manga indeed. Gore, BL, blood, pulling a necklace out of someone's body and stomach cramps... poor guy indeed... ] Contrasting the other, Ian looks serious on explaining the manga series he had been reading for the past few days.
He should have know better than to grab a whole stack of manga that have 'the nurse's room after school' or '放課後保健室' as a title... it made a huge scene when he brought it back to class, but none of the teachers know about it. He even reads it in class to pass the time. Since the teachers are teaching what he had learned for a long time now and still remembers it.
Classes like that can be boring.
[ It's 16 here too. Though I ain't gonna sell myself. Good luck on avoid STDs if you do plan to sell yourself, Vee ] Somehow, Ian's sense of humor is ridiculous and takes some obvious jokes seriously and some serious thing a little too lightly...
[ Yeah, probably. Then again they have a higher suicide rate than Japan... and well... it does have strict rules. ] He doesn't really have much of an interest in Korean culture to be honest. The only thing he is interested there is the hangeul/hangul writing and PSY. Not to mention he held some distaste in Korean drama and K-pop.
[ Hmm... guess those kind of people are everywhere... ]
Ian doesn't seem to be too happy about that.
[ Oh, please do go ahead. Just don't break my back. I still need to drive to school tomorrow... ] Ian said as he just let the other do what they want.
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WAnT ONE TOo?

THOsE TWO HOMOs TOTALLY KIssED
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#suki na tabemono#i can eat this for the rest of my life but i can't get this easily thanks to parents.
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[ But it ISN'T R-18. There is no dicks in those books, no boobs either. There is guys kissing though but turns out the guy is only a guy from the waist up and I'm like what the... poor human being. ] Ian's glasses is no where to be found, however. He wears them only when studying.
Oh, I forgot there's also straight couple kissing. It's a love triangle.
[ It's 18 here too, but the age to have sex and the age of being considered as an adult is kinda two different thing in Japan unlike most of the world. You can already do that at 18, or 16 at some places. But social expectations, hahaha, those two words immediately brings South Korea to mind for some reason... ]
[ I mean real life. Tons of homophobics who keep bragging about sex when I was in high school. But my classmates for this Japanese class seem open minded. Though by law and the major religion, it is wrong so it made most of the people here are I dunno ??? ]
Ian said forever, Vee. He's gonna stay there forever.
[ Yes forever. ]
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I am totally ready to party with you.
*kisses the Archie*
No Ian, you don't start a party with a kiss, you end a party with a kiss. But then again, this is Archie here, the cheery-annoying-little-not-shit but a major tsundere stereotype.
AND ARCHIE DON'T MEAN PARTY BY THAT.
But those kisses before isn't enough...
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카이씨, 브이씨
*puts you two in a get along shirt*
Let's face it, both Kai and Vee are super ultra giga mega weenie nerdy dorks. Just admit it and stay in this shirt for the rest of your lives together.
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R-R-RATED 18?! I don't have guts to do that! But it have moments of BL though but it technically isn't? This is one messed up manga despite having really pretty details! And for an 18 year old, Ian's very ridiculous at times.
Is this why the age of people being considered as an adult in Japan being 20 instead of 18? Cause Ian is not really adult like at all.
Best Japanese library ever though, 10 out of 10 recommend.
W-Well... autochorrisexual is asexuality in a sense I suppose. I may love all those sexy things but the moment it's real life and Ian is physically involved, things just kinda feel, eww? But if it's a character then hell yeah.
I do make that clear, but let's hope people understand. People here are actually quite ignorant on sexuality to be honest.
Ian was just clinging on the other's legs though. He's still tired from school... but ends up roleplaying smut instead.
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브이씨?
talk dirty to me
I mean, Vee, help. I told someone in my class that I am a fudanshi and the girl was a fujoshi. Like we both like men on men stuff but isn't really homos?
And all that happen because I accidentally borrowed a perverted manga from a library. Keyword: accidentally.
And no, don't ask me why that library have that kind of book. Cause I don't know either. But from the two out of six books I read so far there's no explicit stuff?
I'm... kinda interest and disappointed at the same time?
*clings to you forever*
Just teach me your ways on how to self-insert again.
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oh my god

look at that face

u look like

my next mistake

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AWWW KANIE X ISUZU MOMENT 😍😍😍😍😍
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Tagged by: xridiculous
Idle (watching the cams):

Seeing them at your door:

Foxy headed your way!!!:

Jump Scare!:

Power Out:

Success!!!

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