whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers
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Life is actually all about being transgender and having weird sex. Anyone who tries to get you to do anything else is probably trying to sell you something.
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when I die, I want my body donated to science but I also want a coffin and gravesite but inside the coffin is a fake skeleton with things like empty water bottles and food wrappers like I was trying to survive in there
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why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
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made thai lettuce wraps the other day!
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I feel like I’d be a fun elementary school art teacher. here’s some macaroni and glitter glue. find some cool leaves outside. go nuts. draw something with your non-dominant hand. find a cool rock and paint it. here, I found some super old paint, I put them all in a pinata. normal pinata rules apply
and if I don’t like your parents, you get even more glitter and a multicolour pack of sharpies
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if life starts at conception, so should child support
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