glass onion is so funny bc they’re all public figures right? imagine reading the news one day during the pandemic and you see that nancy pelosi, andrew tate, lana del ray, and neil degrasse tyson went to visit elon musk’s private island in greece and they all got exploded because elon musk took them on a joyride in a cybertruck that was basically the hidenburg. and also it blew up bc elon killed grimes during their divorce proceedings and grimes’ twin sister wanted revenge
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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake
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money beyond ypur wildist dreams
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Chappell Roan doodles I did while watching Vmas!
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
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Sometimes facebook is hilarious
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