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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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smol follow up to the comic yesterday

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save me bitching

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Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,

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don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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blisters and bedrock 🩸

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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over winter break i started making these silly (stupid) arcane comics and ive decided im going to finish them

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Old Ben, fondly and earnestly with a wistful gleam in his wise, ancient blue eyes: “He was the best star pilot in the galaxy.”

[we cut to a five minute montage of Obi Wan and Ahsoka screaming and clinging on for dear life as Anakin crashes various ships, using the same exact crash footage each time like the Toonces the Driving Cat 80’s SNL skit]

Old Ben, dignified, poised and mournful, continuing with no acknowledgment of the previous scene: “And a good friend.”

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happy may the 4th :)

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mechanakin skywalker

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Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…

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