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let's tell mama about my first day at school

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Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

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No uniforms. No badges. Wearing masks to hide their faces.

ICE are not police. They have no training. They have no oversight. No disciplinary recourse.

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The performative conservative man-baby.

They cry on demand when masks could help society, then hide their faces with masks when it only helps themselves.

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i love you front facing coelacanth :]

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Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

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@bucketofdeltav @hiddeninthe-veil

so. that scene from that fanfic I was talking about.

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If I was a drag king rn, I would remake my entire persona and change my name to “Big Beautiful Bill” and then just wear republican-style make-up and a soiled diaper.

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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month

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the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason

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“I want to get you tipsy and watch one of those dog shows with you— but I’m worried you would break our TV if the ‘wrong’ dog won” -my wife, who is always correct.

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today's warm up: I have to walk by Myla, even though her song is sweet. Better than her burning out.

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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This pride month you’re going to learn to shut up and listen when trans men talk about being oppressed

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take your kids to work day!!