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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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Let’s block a parking space with mama

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“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s bestiality”: overplayed, kneejerk reaction, demonstrates lack of understanding of the source material

“perryshmirtz is problematic because it’s a professional conflict of interest”: fresh, sexy, demonstrates concern for perry’s career image

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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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fav clair obscur review ive seen today

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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time

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$20 used to mean something

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why wouldnt you increase municipal taxes on rich people. itll make it more prestigious if its more expensive. rich people love wasting money in exchange for intangible prestige

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just exported ch4s sprites! and its very important to me that this one is called spr_susie_breakfast_polite

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How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones

every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"

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I've brought you.. a gift!

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he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”