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“I’m Violet, but you knew that of course, and I like to keep my body intact and not hurl it down a mountain.”

“My name is Max, and I like to snowboard,” she announced walking in to the lodge. “Hello, darlings! I made it!”

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“Like you ever pay for fucking drinks, you whore.” Violet laughed, rolling her eyes. “Come on now, you mean you don’t want to ski in those cute little booties you’ve got on.”

“… So, you’re telling me we’re stuck here? In the snow, in high whore drag, in the little town of bum fuck nowhere, Montana? I better be getting free drinks after this.”

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“I’m terribly sorry I don’t suffer from the snoozes, Jinkx, I shall try with everything i can to understand.” She said, trying to keep a straight face and failing. 

“I suppose as someone who doesn’t have it you wouldn’t know. I’m not really having this conversation right now if I’m going to be accused of using it as an excuse.” 

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“Oh please, you love being shipped with the best winner in drag race history.”

“Lucky you,”

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“It��s a coffee, I just like what I fucking like. Like I said, what I like is not muddy water.” She scoffed, rolling her eyes. “People hate you for other reasons other than that. You’re just lucky i don’t hate you aren’t you. You have one friend at least. Well, friend is a strong term.”

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“You’re right, you get a great turn out when you perform in....wait, shit, i’ve drawn a blank again. I don’t need a story to justify my win Boxy, some of us just have that elusive thing you might have heard of called talent. However I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t throw shade, I throw rocks.”

“Mmmm. I don’t think there is a lack of people around and since I’m a man in a dress, it takes a lot more than that to embarrass me. I detect shade there. I thought that whole bitchy thing was LOGO creating a viable story arc to justify your win…guess not.It’s cute though, girl.”

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“Well would you look at that, we have a winner again. Shut up you whore you love it.”

“You bitch,”

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“Course you don’t, you were probably fucked off your face through the whole performance if I know you well enough. Which i do by the way.”

“Maybe I do, you don’t know.” Pearl joked, nudging her friends arm. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,”

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“I know, i’m a beast. I haven’t had enough coffee today it’s driving me mad. The stuff they serve here is muddy water. Do? Well you’re you. It’s so fucking easy to poke fun at the brand.”

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“Sure but you’re not going to suddenly fall asleep on a ski slope. That’s barbaric. You wouldn’t be allowed to drive, or function. It’s a convenient excuse it what it is.”

“Girl… It ain’t dramatic, it’s a disorder. I really hope ya learned by now it wasn’t for TV..” 

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“Spoiled your gig? Wait, you finally got a gig? Good for you! Keep working on your lip-syncing and one day it might be passable babe! They might hire you in a real club!”

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“Adorable is one word for it, some of them overflow into creepy territory but that’s why I wear such spiked shoes. I’ve always god protection.” She smirked, raising an eyebrow at Courtney’s reaction. “Oh please we all know it’s true. I mean they’d work if I was looking for a loose fitting sack to wear to bed but that’s about it. True, although the bitch synched towards the end, maybe that’s why she almost beat you.” Violet laughed, nodding. “Well, that is the truth at least.”

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“You’re a terribly liar, you know that right?”

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“Ever? Wow, looks like I get to win another thing. You’re too good to me Fame. What’s your angel?”

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“Yes. Incredibly, but i’d expect nothing less from you. We’ve all seen your season. I’m not talking about singing, i’m talking about production value obviously. I’m not a singer, we all know that. Then again neither is Fame. We all know that too.” She rolled her eyes at the blondes taunting, trying not to smile. “Oh girl no, there is more reasons than that that you didn’t win.” She said callously, her snarky streak rearing it’s head. “We are quite amazing aren’t we.’

“Would I sound narcissistic if I say I search for posts about me on reddit each day? It’s my source of entertainment when I can’t pester anyone. I like both your songs, but come on, I totally beat you in the singing department,” she stuck her tongue out, taunting the other queen. “Well, guess that’s why I lost then! Should’ve cinched more! As long as you don’t damage anything permanent I guess it’s cool. You and Fame are amazing to bear the pain though.”

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“If you say so, I don’t really venture on there much. I’ve heard the odd comment that Bettie isn’t as good as Rubber Doll which is amusing but I let it wash over me. I told you, beauty is pain. I didn’t win because i’m scared of a couple of blisters. Every drag queen has their own thing, Katya smokes like a chimney, Jinyx paints herself to look like an old woman, you are vegan so you don’t gain any weight, and I pull my ribs closer together to get the perfect hourglass shape.”

“They can be fickle. You’ve been generally been treated nicely, compared to some other queens,” Courtney commented. “That is true, and really impressive. But girl, I’ve watched your season. Those blisters you had looked really painful. Pussyface- Bianca cinches too, but she’s never hurt like that.”

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“It’s pretty amusing because there is never really anything in those photos, at all, but they come up with some crazy shit.” Violet shrugged with a grin. “Like the sisterhood of the traveling pants. We couldn’t be like that our year because there is no way in hell Pearl and my pants would ever fit the minj.” She smirked, throwing some obvious shade. “Oh please, if it was you and Willam you’d be the bottom for sure.”