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if everyone had locked the fuck in like she did they could've beat the s9 the moment they stepped into brockton bay

From day 1 Taylor was doing insane shit that horrified everyone around her and any reaction to it just had her saying "can you lock the fuck in". And she was right,

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ok fuck it I'm getting into Warhammer 40K now (you can tell I'm serious because I'm not calling it warhammer 401k or Whaok). but I'm not going to get into the emperor or the armor guys or whatever I'm joining the side of the OBJECTIVELY MOST MORAL SIDE (fight me), The Tyrannids.

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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I'm anti AI Chatbots on the whole but seeing what's up with Grok on any given week is an endless source of entertainment. Watching the transformation from Neutral Grok to Woke Grok to White Genocide Grok to MechaHitler Rapist Grok then somehow back to Woke Grok while also being Misa Amane from Death Note and also Pregnant Grok within the span of like a month has been just an incredible sideshow, better than any reality TV.

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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thanks, I try ;). anyway I feel like combing through discord server history is maybe a little more than expected for research into such a topic, especially given how easy to fake a screenshot would be, especially on the goncherov website, especially for something that's still up in the air by the looks of it. I don't think that merits going around calling people assholes but whatever. I'm gonna go eat toquitos but pretend they're massive blunts I'm smoking cause that sounds like a better use of my time than trying to uncover the mysteries of wildbow's personal thought processes on a website I'm 70% sure he's not even on

oh yeah btw for those not in the loop wildbows in talks to sell the worm IP to someone or various someones who want to make a comic out of it

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buddy i have bad news for you about ozymandias' library. i know it was one of his great works, and i know ye mighty looked upon it and despaired, but some bad stuff happened to the empire of ozymandias, king of kings. and i'm not talking about the squid

no I don't think so. I overheard only the first half of this story a traveler from an antique land was telling this other guy once.

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"yeah this did happen. you can read the records in Ozymandias' great library. asshole. how could you even suspect misinformation on the internet?"

oh yeah btw for those not in the loop wildbows in talks to sell the worm IP to someone or various someones who want to make a comic out of it

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Specific to Velocity, even?

If the worm comic ever becomes a thing and new fans start joining from there can we collectively agree to hype up random characters that only like 1-12 people total care about like Cody, velocity and ursa aurora like really hype them up as the best parts of the book

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it's so epic that we're all supposed to treat speculative or straight up imaginary enemies (roving internet suicide cults, slinking broad-daylight child snatching predators, black mirror style phone exposure brain necrosis, child-honing heroin dealers, etc. etc.) as immediately more dangerous and addressable than the real statistically proven constant threats to children represented in their parents & religious authority figures, to the point of further empowering the latter and giving them even greater control over children as a supposed protection against the former

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and of course taylor being let out of the locker by the janitor

I heard studio ghibli are making a worm animated adaptation

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ok but like imagine being those kids. like imagine if sone celebrity came to your school (you're a kid) and tells you all about drugs and 9/11. and the celebrity tells you that "drugs aren't bad but like don't do them because I have to tell you not to do them". and they're in the middle of telling you how many people die in 9/11 when there's an announcement that there's been another 9/11 and now that celeb has to go and maybe die in 9/11.

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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

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noita player taylor during gold morning: "do you think I could get bonesaw to make bugs that all have foil's power without doing anything to lily herself?"

Lisa: "I regret buying you that game"

Could playing 300 hours of Noita have saved Taylor Hebert?

i dunno? i never played noita?

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