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My MonHun take that will get me yelled at by hundreds if not thousands of monhun fans (esp any that came in from World and later):
I dont think the immaculately rendered food adds enough to the game to justify the amount of time the devs spend modelling and animating it all. Its very pretty and I can certainly appreciate the effort that goes into it all but...thats not what we're here for.
If they want to have a monhun that focuses more on the food and culinary aspects they should stop funneling money and dev time into HD food in the mainline games and instead just make a 'Monster Hunter Cooking Mama' or similar analogue. That last bit should be the real takeaway here.
#monhun#monster hunter#like yeah ik that the food probably doesnt take a HUGE bite out of dev resources but also this ties into my REALLY hot take which is:#I dont think we should have any more HD Monster Hunters bc the increased fidelity works against the series after a certain point
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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Wait Nintendo is charging $80 for Mario Kart and they didnt even put proper battle arenas back into the game???
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mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
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gwyndolin is a beautiful woman, and I find myself compelled to her despite everything, but I cannot abide her role in the church. I can tolerate, and even develop affections for a degree of religious neuroticism, but shes on some vatican black ops shit, shes got knights on every block of anor londo sliming dissenters for god king and father (all of whom happen to be the same guy, I might add!) to say nothing of the citywide propaganda hologram. with all that in mind, gold pine resin'd up snakejob, milady ?
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On one side, we believe that disease is caused by germs. On the other side, they believe that disease is caused by miasma, or malicious spirits, or alien petroleum gods.
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Certain people on this app live in a fantasy world of slave morality where "evil" and "strength" are exactly the same thing, going both ways. Anything evil you do necessarily makes you stronger, being good necessarily means being weak. These morons can't even acknowledge that the US is in military and diplomatic decline and that Trump and his antics are speeding it up. Is the US still strong? Yeah sure. Is it the unbeatable hegemon? The evil god that derives infinite strength from its Pure Evil And Ruthlessness? No. Stop confusing your panic dreams with reality and start living in the real world please.
#7th gen game 'moral choice' ass mindsets#'morally good = meek' are you sure?? are you sure about that??
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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
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“A very unusual 1970s hand-made distressed leather women's coat in a fairytale style with integral capelet, toggle front closures and hand-painted floral trim. Pointed Elizabethan waistline at front and back.”
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